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Greetings, members of the Shady Script Vault. There's been something... interesting happening in my life lately, something I don't quite understand, and I was thinking that maybe you all could all help me get to the bottom of it.
Honestly, I wouldn't even know where to begin explaining what's been happening. I think we'd be able to figure it out together better if you lived through it with me. So let's get started.
Read the following, and respond with commands. For example, you might respond with a simple "yes" or "no," or you may request that you examine a certain item, or to talk to a certain person. You may also provide specific dialogue. In short, whatever you command is what you will do in the story. As Ula'ula island's kahuna, I'll be the one guiding us through the story's beginning, middle, and end.
(Mod note: multiple members may post commands before I post the parts with longer prose. Commands can be short and sweet; I'm not expecting real story material. Derail the story as much as you want. If commands conflict one another, I will work with the command posted first. Other WW mods may post, but I'll be providing most of the main prose.)
You think it's time go home. It's getting late, and if you don't get a move on, you'll miss the last bus from Malie to Po Town. Besides, Ula'ula island's kahuna, who also happens to be your host, hasn't moved from his desk for the past half hour.
Nanu's naturally a quiet kind of guy, but he looks especially tense right now, hunched over his laptop with an intense, focused expression. He's even been ignoring his persian, who's been persistent with purring and rubbing her head against his knee to get his attention. The fact that he works as a police officer, too, and the pile of dysfunctional beast balls at his feet makes you feel like you shouldn't overstay your welcome.
You're about to say goodbye when he turns to you, one eyebrow raised. "Come here," he says, waving you over. "I want you to take a look at something."
And how can you say no? You make your way to him, and, peering over his shoulder, you see several walls of text on his laptop screen. You don't even get past the first line before your eyes go wide in shock.
"You're gross, old man," I said to Nanu, chuckling. And just to spite him, I stayed until the morning.
"Can you believe it?" Nanu asks you. "People on the internet are writing fanfiction about me."
Do you dare keep reading? What can you even say to a statement like that?
Honestly, I wouldn't even know where to begin explaining what's been happening. I think we'd be able to figure it out together better if you lived through it with me. So let's get started.
Read the following, and respond with commands. For example, you might respond with a simple "yes" or "no," or you may request that you examine a certain item, or to talk to a certain person. You may also provide specific dialogue. In short, whatever you command is what you will do in the story. As Ula'ula island's kahuna, I'll be the one guiding us through the story's beginning, middle, and end.
(Mod note: multiple members may post commands before I post the parts with longer prose. Commands can be short and sweet; I'm not expecting real story material. Derail the story as much as you want. If commands conflict one another, I will work with the command posted first. Other WW mods may post, but I'll be providing most of the main prose.)
NANU'S GRAND TRIAL
You think it's time go home. It's getting late, and if you don't get a move on, you'll miss the last bus from Malie to Po Town. Besides, Ula'ula island's kahuna, who also happens to be your host, hasn't moved from his desk for the past half hour.
Nanu's naturally a quiet kind of guy, but he looks especially tense right now, hunched over his laptop with an intense, focused expression. He's even been ignoring his persian, who's been persistent with purring and rubbing her head against his knee to get his attention. The fact that he works as a police officer, too, and the pile of dysfunctional beast balls at his feet makes you feel like you shouldn't overstay your welcome.
You're about to say goodbye when he turns to you, one eyebrow raised. "Come here," he says, waving you over. "I want you to take a look at something."
And how can you say no? You make your way to him, and, peering over his shoulder, you see several walls of text on his laptop screen. You don't even get past the first line before your eyes go wide in shock.
"You're gross, old man," I said to Nanu, chuckling. And just to spite him, I stayed until the morning.
"Can you believe it?" Nanu asks you. "People on the internet are writing fanfiction about me."
Do you dare keep reading? What can you even say to a statement like that?
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