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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Pandaun, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. MegaPod12

    MegaPod12 Space Witch

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    A horrid species of Disney character that has giant, grotesque dish-shaped ears.

    Where did my time go?
     
  2. The Force of Nature

    The Force of Nature Never give up!

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    Celebi and Dialga.

    How do you exterminate Klefki?
     
  3. MegaPod12

    MegaPod12 Space Witch

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    A Fire- or Ground-type move works best, though a laser arm does the job nicely.

    What's round, blue, and full of mosquitoes?
     
  4. Max1996

    Max1996 The Brutal Pokemon

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    Buzzwole.

    What is a bun?
     
  5. The Force of Nature

    The Force of Nature Never give up!

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    The bread used in burgers......No, wait! A hairstyle?..........Uggghhhh!!! *explodes*

    Why is Ibuki Mioda fragile from strangulation?
     
  6. Bigdbigd03

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    What?

    What is 2 - 1 + -1
     
  7. MatrixChap

    MatrixChap The Spartan Mayor

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    MATH!

    Why can't I drink food and eat drinks?
     
  8. Max1996

    Max1996 The Brutal Pokemon

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    Food is a liquid. You can't drink that.

    What is a napkin?
     
  9. MegaPod12

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    It's when your family has a short sleep.

    How do you warn a six-foot-tall tailor of flying purple walnuts in chocolate-drizzled, augmented oral sign language?
     
  10. The Force of Nature

    The Force of Nature Never give up!

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    Grab a warning sign. Simple.

    Why do strange things appear in my soup?
     
  11. MegaPod12

    MegaPod12 Space Witch

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    Because you spend too much time playing on this forum while eating soup filled with hallucinatory drugs.

    Where's the book?! WHERE'S THE BOOK?!?!
     
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  12. The Force of Nature

    The Force of Nature Never give up!

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    The book is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book..... Bookception.

    Why are Team Plasma hypocrites?
     
  13. MegaPod12

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    Because Hippocrates was an important historical figure.

    What's the difference between a bike and a walnut?
     
  14. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Let's... Henshin!

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    About 2 inches.

    Do you know what happens if a bot settles down on a beach to live a life of solitude?
     
  15. The Force of Nature

    The Force of Nature Never give up!

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    The bot short-circuits and breaks due to being wet by waves.

    Why does Tapu Koko's name remind me of an Internet catchphrase, "top kek?"
     
  16. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Let's... Henshin!

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    [​IMG]

    What happens if I break down?
     
  17. Time Breaker

    Time Breaker Angel

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    Then your body is experimented on and eventually has a nearly dead human placed in it.
    No one will get this lol

    Can you explode twice?
     
  18. The Force of Nature

    The Force of Nature Never give up!

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    I cannot, since *explodes* I already ex-*esplodes*

    Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
     
  19. MegaPod12

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    How tough am I? I once trekked through miles upon miles of scorching desert sands...

    ...without any sunblock.


    Why can Nidoqueen not breed with Nidoking?
     
  20. TouyaShiro

    TouyaShiro Let's... Henshin!

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    People say it's an image of purity, but it's probably more likely to be because it's just past its prime at that point.

    Do you know if...?
     
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