Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[MegaPod]

A horrid species of Disney character that has giant, grotesque dish-shaped ears.

Where did my time go?

 

[MassiveShock11]

Celebi and Dialga.

How do you exterminate Klefki?

 

[MegaPod]

A Fire- or Ground-type move works best, though a laser arm does the job nicely.

What's round, blue, and full of mosquitoes?

 

[Max1996]

Buzzwole.

What is a bun?

 

[MassiveShock11]

The bread used in burgers......No, wait! A hairstyle?..........Uggghhhh!!! *explodes*

Why is Ibuki Mioda fragile from strangulation?

 

[Bigdbigd03]

What?

What is 2 - 1 + -1

 

[Kharixi]

MATH!

Why can't I drink food and eat drinks?

 

[Max1996]

Food is a liquid. You can't drink that.

What is a napkin?

 

[MegaPod]

It's when your family has a short sleep.

How do you warn a six-foot-tall tailor of flying purple walnuts in chocolate-drizzled, augmented oral sign language?

 

[MassiveShock11]

Grab a warning sign. Simple.

Why do strange things appear in my soup?

 

[MegaPod]

Because you spend too much time playing on this forum while eating soup filled with hallucinatory drugs.

Where's the book?! WHERE'S THE BOOK?!?!

 

[MassiveShock11]

The book is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book, which is inside another book..... Bookception.

Why are Team Plasma hypocrites?

 

[MegaPod]

Because Hippocrates was an important historical figure.

What's the difference between a bike and a walnut?

 

[TouyaShiro]

About 2 inches.

Do you know what happens if a bot settles down on a beach to live a life of solitude?

 

[MassiveShock11]

The bot short-circuits and breaks due to being wet by waves.

Why does Tapu Koko's name remind me of an Internet catchphrase, "top kek?"

 

[TouyaShiro]

Spoiler: I answer you with this

What happens if I break down?

 

[Time Breaker]

Then your body is experimented on and eventually has a nearly dead human placed in it.
No one will get this lol

Can you explode twice?

 

[MassiveShock11]

I cannot, since *explodes* I already ex-*esplodes*

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

 

[MegaPod]

How tough am I? I once trekked through miles upon miles of scorching desert sands...

...without any sunblock.


Why can Nidoqueen not breed with Nidoking?

 

[TouyaShiro]

People say it's an image of purity, but it's probably more likely to be because it's just past its prime at that point.

Do you know if...?