Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer v4

[TouyaShiro]

Because they're filled with paint, not water.

Can I become a dragon if I really tried?

 

[Bloodstained]

Always, though it helps if you have some kind of magic or experimental serum.

Do you think Lillie likes malasadas?

 

[Derpghost]

Everyone likes malasadas. Do not question such things.

How do I break physics?

 

[Wispy Willow]

With a hammer.

Honey, where are my llamas?

 

[TouyaShiro]

You are a table, darling.

Spoiler

to be honest the first thought that came to mind reading the above was asdfmovie

Do you see our world in tatters and ruins being discovered one day by the remnants of a society long oblivious to the sorry state of the earth we live in?

 

[RTLfan]

It all depends on the feng shui of the ruins.

Why isn't golf played with cricket bats?

 

[MegaPod]

THERE IS NO CRICKET-BAT HYBRID ANIMAL LISTED IN MY DATABASE.

WHY AM I BLUE IN THE FACE?

 

[TouyaShiro]

You probably stuck Eiffel 65 on it.

How do I protect this precious cinnamon roll?

 

[Derpghost]

Give it to me. I will definitely not eat it.

Why must the Salandit female encounter rate be so low?

 

[canisaries]

they only show themselves to the worthy and pokemon is only played by losers gg

why is my dad so terrible at video games?

 

[Pika_pika42]

Because he must be great at so many other things which we can't even think of doing.

Why is Mimikyu so creepy?

~ Pika Pika

 

[Wispy Willow]

It's creepy for psychological reasons.

Honey, where are my llamas?

 

[canisaries]

you don't own llamas. stop doing drugs, steve. you're tearing this family apart.

who was phone?

 

[Wispy Willow]

steve was phone

What are wemes?

 

[MegaPod]

A callback to RM thirtemes.

Is this that a what now?

 

[Wispy Willow]

No, that was a question.

Dad, do I have something to tell you?

 

[canisaries]

you have a pony avatar, so clearly.

have you ever had a dream?

 

[MegaPod]

I had a dream...

Can Jenga blocks go supernova?

 

[TouyaShiro]

The fate of the entire world hangs in the balance of this one piece located in the middle.

But then that begs the question. Why are we trying to pull out the foundation of the universe through the medium that is a game of Jenga?

 

[Wispy Willow]

Because destroying the universe through Snakes and Ladders is boring.

Waiter, is this the wrong thread to find something in my soup?