Last Post Wins Version 20

[Enzap]

Welcome welcome one and all to another exciting episode of Last Poster Wins! Now that we finally put the old thread into the retirement home where its ancient self belongs, everyone can have another chance of being the Last Poster, who happened to be @Etrian Oddity last time!

Spoiler

Here's how this game works for those unfamiliar with it:​

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• All the standard F&G rules apply.
• You must have a statement about winning in your post (Otherwise this is just another Random Messages).
• You win if you have the last post in the thread when it's closed.
• Last but not least, keep personal drama out of the thread.

Begin posting!​

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because I have already won.

I'm calling it now - the mods won't let me win twice in a row.

 

[Enzap]

I win because lol I didn't even check to see who won last time

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because my post count just shot up by over 1,000.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because In Soup > Enzap.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because victory shall be mine this time! I can taste it!

...no wait, that's just the scotch's aftertaste.

 

[Life Fiber]

I win because i killed Sans, i deserve it

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because spoilers.

 

[Life Fiber]

I win because the whole internet knows about the Sans fight. So your argument is invalid

 

[Wispy Willow]

Spoiler

I win.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I win for a glorious return to these threads!

 

[Calvinッ]

I win because I might actually post here often.

Who am I kidding?

 

[jackatlasred]

I won for being me.

 

[Max1996]

I win for posting in the new version.

 

[Pikochu]

I win because I am quite shocked that v19 had ended when I was busy!

 

[Calvinッ]

I win because I hate it when my sentences potato.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Ah, but it is worse when they tomato.

I win because I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

 

[Pikochu]

I win because you all need to stop making food related buns.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because if you say a bad pun three times in the mirror, the Engieman shall eat your brain or something I dunno I'm tired.

 

[Pikochu]

I win because thank gosh I only said it twice.