Last Post Wins Version 22: Channel 4 News Team Assemble!

[MegaPod]

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[Wispy Willow]

I win for posting normally.

 

[MegaPod]

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[Wispy Willow]

I win because chaos. I'm pretty sure there's a team for that or something...

 

[Max1996]

I win for knowing all about that.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because I was an agent of chaos once, then I took a meme to the knee.

 

[Max1996]

I win for a lack of memes.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win for not letting my memes be wemes. Whatever that means...

 

[Max1996]

I win for not questioning posts.

 

[Wispy Willow]

What is a win? Is it merely to acheive victory over one's opponents, howver many or few they may be? Or... is it something more?

 

[Max1996]

I win for not overthinking things.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because I was merely asking questions, that does not imply I was thinking about said questions.

 

[Max1996]

I win for posting in the summer.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because it's not Summer where you live, it's Spring. The tail-end of it anyway.

 

[Max1996]

I win because today's heat feels like summer.
30'C.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win becauase technicalities.

 

[Max1996]

I win for a lack of technicalities.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because footsies.

 

[Caprizant]

I win by sealing the doors to this thread with peanut butter, the most impenetrable of materials.

 

[Max1996]

I win for not overestimating peanut butter.