The Vending Machine! [v2]

[Wispy Willow]

*Out comes a swam of Cuccos*

*Inserts some emos to spite ^*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

Out pops the "its just a phase" mantra from parents everywhere
*inserts nebby actually in the bag*

 

[Ryoma Maser]

*Out comes a Solgaleo and Lunala.*

*Inserts Batman.*

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes Robin*

*Inserts Yuno Gasai*

 

[Ryoma Maser]

*Out comes The Joker.*

*Inserts a kunai.*

 

[MassiveShock11]

*out comes shurikens*

*inserts a broken desk which is slammed by lawyers a lot of times*

 

[danwellby]

Outcomes a table in one piece and a mini lawyer

In goes a orange tree that is bearing fruit

 

[MegaPod]

Out comes a purple tree that is bearing fruit.

I toss in some ambiguity.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Out pops an anonymous user*

*Inserts three spirits that may or may not be related to a particular holiday*

 

[MegaPod]

Out comes Halloween.

...OOOOOOOO.

I insert a plucked dandelion.

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes an unplucked dandelion*

*Inserts a pair of glasses*

 

[MegaPod]

Out comes a glass of pears.

I insert a Lil' Brrr.

 

[danwellby]

Out comes a block of ice that is about 20c

In goes a soldering iron and lead soldier

 

[MegaPod]

Out comes an ironing soldier.

I insert a blue canary.

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes a red canary*

*Inserts a Santa hat*

 

[MassiveShock11]

*out comes Latios with a Santa hat*

*inserts ice-9*
I think anyone that plays 999 can understand this.

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Out pops some small text because I don't know what the object that was inserted is and I don't care to click on that link*

*Inserts laziness*

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes the world's laziest man*

*Inserts a turkey*

 

[MassiveShock11]

*out comes Thanksgiving Day*

*inserts a movie with a "it's just a dream" twist*

 

[MegaPod]

Out comes Homer Simpson in a coma.

I insert an Alolan Meowth.