Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Pika_pika42]

Yeah. I'm curious to know what's in your soup. Don't know Japanese though.

Waiter, there's Togepi in my soup?

~ Pika Pika

 

[DracoMan]

Okay, that's not how egg-drop soup is supposed to be made.

Waiter, my soup just morphed into Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

 

[Ereshkigal]

"Quark, he's arresting you for smuggling in cocaine diamond beetles using a former borg drone's prosthetic left arm."

Waiter, there's a Mafia hitman in my soup, and he... *BANG*

 

[Durbe]

That's our Dying Will Special. Reborn prepared it.

Waiter, there's a switch in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

The Nintendo Switch released just now, sir.

Waiter, there is a bed in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Wait... today we have a theme of The End! Stay as FAR AWAY from that soup as you can and throw something at it to make sure you don't get hurt!

Waiter, there's an Ender Dragon in my soup!

 

[UselessBytes]

Well you did order an overrated sandbox game /s

Waiter, there's a forum post about soup in my soup!

 

[DracoMan]

That's all anybody can talk about.

Waiter, the Battle of Midway is being reenacted in my soup.

 

[indigohex]

It's the World War II special sir.

Waiter, there's rats milk in my soup. I ordered dog's milk or better.

 

[DracoMan]

Yeah, someone actually suggested milking rats. I knew it was a bad idea, but...

Waiter, my soup is eating itself.

 

[Wispy Willow]

It tends to do that every now and then when other food is scarce... Just don't make any sudden moves and you should be fine.

Waiter, there's some white sticks and stones in my soup... wait...

 

[TouyaShiro]

Welcome to the Witchcraft and Wizardry café. Like our ingredients?

Waiter, there's a multi-track drift battle going on in my soup!

 

[Ereshkigal]

*hands a blue shell* Throw this after the last car passes you.

Waiter, Lusamine's using Cosmog to open a portal to Ultra Space in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Sir, please stop playing on your 3DS because your soup is getting cold.

Waiter, there's ice in my soup!

 

[DracoMan]

Enjoy the gazpacho.

Waiter, there's dihydrogen monoxide in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

It wouldn't be soup without it, sir.

Waiter, there is a chicken nugget in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You ordered the chicken soup, did you not?

Waiter, Jedi Master Yoda is in my soup.

 

[Ereshkigal]

That's not right! You ordered Dark Side Soup!

Waiter, Team Skull just stole my soup.

 

[Durbe]

Guzma said to put it on Lusamine's bill.

Waiter, there's another me in my soup saying "I am thou. Thou art I."

 

[Max1996]

Please look away from the mirror, sir.

Waiter, there is a piece of paper in my soup!