Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Durbe]

This too is Decade's fault.

Waiter, there's a blank card in my soup.

 

[Kirby4ever]

I thought I told the chef that cards aren't soup warmers!

Waiter, there are flowers in my soup and they're growing!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Ordered a herbal soup, did you?

Waiter, there's a speedometer in my soup and it's accelerating oh god why am I going so fast AAAAAAAAAAA

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I think you must have ordered our nucleose soup. Extra nitro!

Waiter, my soup chemically reacts with my spoon!

 

[Kirby4ever]

You're in the top secret chemical lab that uses chemicals as weapons, get out or we'll call the FBI on you!

Waiter, Hoopa stole my soup with his ring!

 

[DracoMan]

Dammit, Hoopa! Stiffed us on the bill again!

Waiter, Moses just put his staff in my soup and turned it into blood.

 

[Durbe]

You asked for holy soup.

Waiter, there's a copy of Persona 5 in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

HOW?!

Waiter, there is a pirate in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Must be too salty, if it's attracting sea-loving pirates.

Waiter, there's a plank in my soup!

 

[Ryoma Maser]

"Oh Plank! That's where you been!"

Waiter, there is zombie apocalypse inside of my soup.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Brains...

Brains braaaaains brainsbrains bbbbbbrains!

 

[Durbe]

Use the new Gashat that will finish them.

Waiter, there's Graphite in my soup.

 

[Ryoma Maser]

"DO NOT EAT IT!!!"

Waiter, there is snake who is solid in my soup.
Hopefully someone gets that......

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Don’t worry, it’s just a game-themed noodle.
And yes I get it.

Waiter, there is a Darkrai in my soup.

 

[TouyaShiro]

[endless nightmares, pain and suffering]

Waiter, there's a music sheet for slap bass in my soup!

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Then play it.

Waiter, there’s a meme in my soup.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Spoiler: Nope nope nope...

Waiter, there appears to be a duo of dancing equines in my soup.

 

[Durbe]

They're horsing around.

Waiter, there's a pun book in my soup.

 

[Ryoma Maser]

Well someone needs some 'pun'ishment.

Waiter, there is a Pegasus in my soup.

 

[Durbe]

"It's Pega-san! Get it right."

Waiter, there's a Dragonstone in my soup.