Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Max1996]

You seem rather negative about it, sir.

Waiter, there is a rabbit AI in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

So that's where the Great Botdini keeps his rabbits when they're not in his mechanical hat...

Waiter, there's a computer mouse in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

Now you just need a PC, sir.

Spoiler

So that's where the Great Botdini keeps his rabbits when they're not in his mechanical hat...

Who? I don't think you caught the reference I intended to make...

Waiter, there's a masked man in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Did you give it the computer cheese?
CURSE YOU WAITING TIMES.

Masqueraider Ouga, at your service!

Waiter, there's a white hole in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

The perfect thing to counteract all the black holes we've been having in the restaurant, sir.

Waiter, there is a gas mask in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Are you my mummy?

Waiter there's the Orient Express in my soup.

 

[Ereshkigal]

"Sir, unfortunately, this is a comedy movie and not a murder mystery, so we're now going to replace your soup with a pie to the face."

Waiter, Detroit is in my soup!

 

[Derpghost]

Dammit Jeff, you were supposed to make the New York special, not the Detroit.

Waiter, there's a evil Furby knockoff in my soup.

 

[DracoMan]

Oh God, you're not feeding it after midnight, are you?

Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

We haven't served you yet, sir.

Waiter, another Greninja is in my soup!

 

[indigohex]

Hey, LeRoy. You're supposed to make the Magikarp special (like this customer ordered), not the Greninja special. Don' t make me flame you on the forums because I am one warning away from being banned.

Waiter, Jesus Christ is in my soup.

 

[Derpghost]

Sir, Jesus is all around us.

Waiter, there's a gremlin in my soup.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Oh yeah, that reminds me: what is considered 'after midnight' for them? Because technically, once the concept of midnight was invented, then every second of every day is after midnight, so...

Waiter, there's a pie in my soup.

 

[Ereshkigal]

It is quite a mathematical soup.

Oh yeah, that reminds me: what is considered 'after midnight' for them? Because technically, once the concept of midnight was invented, then every second of every day is after midnight, so....

Every hour and minute followed by "am" is after midnight. The "pm" you see is "past morning." It's a leftover from an old Egyptian belief about the number 12.

Waiter, there's a needless explanation about timekeeping in my soup!

 

[Ryoma Maser]

Stop talking, I have limited time.

Waiter, there is the anime coming out next season call Sakura Quest in my soup, and I'm really excited for it!

 

[Kirby4ever]

Take the anime magazine out of your soup so you can eat it.

Waiter, there are Pokemon eggs in my soup!

 

[Derpghost]

Don't eat those, that's my future team.

Waiter, there's a AHHHHHHH

 

[Kirby4ever]

Dude, you need to stop screaming and eat your soup or we'll have to kick you out of the building.

Waiter, there are planets in my soup!

 

[Ereshkigal]

We told you our soup is out of this world!

Waiter, there's a long work day in my soup. Please make it end. *sob*

 

[Ryoma Maser]

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!! SEE THE INVISIBLE!! ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!!!

Waiter, there is man who is saying to believe in the him who believes in me within my soup.