Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Derpghost]

When I find the guy who keeps playing ninga around here, I swear I'm going to-*ducks from throwing star*

Waiter, my soup is alive.

 

[swarla]

Kill it then

Waiter, there appears to be an endangered species in my soup.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Quick, hide it from you know who before they find it and kill it!

Waiter, the 90s is in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Making this soup made me feel depressed. I miss those days...

Waiter, there's a single slice of sausage in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

I'm sorry, but we were out of sausage, sir.

Waiter, there is a case in my soup!

 

[King Robert]

Close it up.

Waiter, there's a pony in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

It looks like the chef has been watching too much MLP again...

Waiter, there is a game in my soup!

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Play it.
Waiter, there’s a new signature in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

This is our signature soup, after all.

Waiter, Lycanroc Midnight Form is in my soup!

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Well...
Yeah...
I can’t help you now.

Waiter, there’s a Shiny Female Salazzle in my soup! Hacker!

 

[Derpghost]

JEEEEEFFFF! NO HACKING!

Waiter, my soup is on fire.

 

[Durbe]

That's the stove.

Waiter, there's curry in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

Sir, that is your curry.

Waiter, there is a piece of toast in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Don't show it to Gavin. Or do if you like seeing him gag.
(There's like a 4% chance that someone will know what I'm referencing.)

Waiter, there's a Yamaha keyboard in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

A pianist left it there.

Don't show it to Gavin. Or do if you like seeing him gag.
(There's like a 4% chance that someone will know what I'm referencing.)

The only Gavins I know are Kristoph and Klavier from Apollo Justice. Also, no.

V knows ^'s reference.

 

[MegaPod]

Wrong thread, sir.

Waiter, there's a confused guy in my soup!!!

 

[Max1996]

Let me guide him out of the restaurant...

Waiter, there is a LPer in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Why aren't you using the chopsticks!?

Waiter, there's an incessant noise coming out of my soup!

 

[Max1996]

I can't hear you, sir.

Waiter, there is a tall blue frog with a pink scarf in my soup!

 

[Derpghost]

As you can see, he is a very fashionable frog with that scarf.

Waiter, my soup is making a beeping noise that is getting steadily faster.