I'm sorry, sir, but the bill just arrived, and it's A NINE ROUND POKEMON BATTLE AGAINST THE ENTIRE STAFF!
Waiter, there's a cat sitting on my soup, giving me a disapproving look.
Sir, we have told you time and again, if you want a vegetarian dish then stop ordering the ones with meat in them!
Waiter, there's a dead vegetarian in my soup!
Sir, that's not an extinct language. That's just English under...
*stops, looks at internet lingo*
Nevermind. Sir was right.
Waiter, there's an English professor crying in my soup.
"Sir, why were you scrying on her while she was in the b- STOP THROWING THAT CHAKRAM THROUGH SCRYING PORTALS!"
Waiter, Yours Truly's head just landed in my soup.
It is quite a mathematical soup.
Every hour and minute followed by "am" is after midnight. The "pm" you see is "past morning." It's a leftover from an old Egyptian belief about the number 12.
Waiter, there's a needless explanation about timekeeping in my soup!
"Sir, unfortunately, this is a comedy movie and not a murder mystery, so we're now going to replace your soup with a pie to the face."
Waiter, Detroit is in my soup!
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