Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nope. I wish to befriend said duck.

 

[guzmania]

ducks are soft and fluffy

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yes. And potentially dangerous. Like that Darkwing Duck.

 

[toastghost]

darkwing duck is just a dad raising an orphan with his husband launchpad mcquack

 

[guzmania]

quack quack im a duck quack quack
insert whatever noise a goblin makes here
quack quack...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

beryl, why do you not know what noises goblins make? Aren’t you a goblin?

 

[guzmania]

i know what noises i make, but i don't know which of these are of my own accord and which i share with my fellow goblin(s)

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

i know what noises i make, but i don't know which of these are of my own accord and which i share with my fellow goblin(s)

I am starting to think you’re not actually a goblin at all. Which is fine. I don’t care. You’re still my little sister no matter what.

 

[guzmania]

aww, and you're the best big brother ever!!
no, wait. hang on. DO goblins make weird noises in the first place? don't we just spread lies??

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

DO goblins make weird noises in the first place? don't we just spread lies??

I don’t know. I’m not a goblin. Ask Dawning.

 

[guzmania]

I don’t know. I’m not a goblin. Ask Dawning.

i would, but she's probably busy on some MTG site posting about how much better it is than yu-gi-oh. not that dawning knows anything about yu-gi-oh in the first place.
me though. i'm a lore expert. i could tell you everything and anything about it. including the fact that, while dawning may dislike the series, she is still the only one allowed to make any maps in its lore, because she's the only licensed cartographer in all of egypt. which is where the show takes place.
also, bandit keith is secretly canadian, but he doesn't want you to know that.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

i would, but she's probably busy on some MTG site posting about how much better it is than yu-gi-oh. not that dawning knows anything about yu-gi-oh in the first place.

Actually, she’s probably still sleeping. We’ll see her some time this afternoon.

 

[guzmania]

dialga is a flying-type

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

dialga is a flying-type

I mean, I do have Dialga as one of the Pokémon in my signature banner under my Brilliant Diamond Flying type challenge run, so that checks out.

 

[guzmania]

what if RBY had terastilzation im not going to bother spelling it correctly
what if you could dynamax mega evolutions
what if arven got a job at jimmy john's

just some food for thought

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

eats all the food for thought

…what? I was hungry!

 

[guzmania]

now your brain will be even bigger! yay!
and toast has more research to do, i guess.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

dances to upbeat music

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

now your brain will be even bigger! yay!

Oh no! It’s gonna burst out of my head if it gets much bigger.
…assuming it is even in there in the first place.

 

[guzmania]

yay music! i will dance with you. much better than unexpected vuvuzelas