Pokemon: Facebook Newsfeed/Twitter Update Edition

[투 애니원]

Cynthia 14 minutes ago
Had a great time with Skyla and Elesa. Such beautiful girls. The sleepover was the best. We had a pillow fight, talked about boys, had dinner, and their so generous, they let me sleep with them in their big comfy bed. Can't wait for the next time I visit them.
(Elesa, Skyla, Brock and 1087 others like this)
----Lenora: Bi*** why didn't you invite me.
12 minutes ago
----Skyla: Sorry Lenora but I thought you were to old for such stuff.
13 minutes ago
----Lenora: What are you talking about? Im 24!
12 minutes ago
----Elesa: :O oh my...
12 minutes ago
----Skyla: Sure......
11 minutes ago

 

[Karamazov]

Brock I have a hot date tonight! Two hours ago .Like
----Ash With who, your Croagunk? Are you teaching him a new move? An hour ago
(Croagunk likes this)
----Brock I'm serious, Ash! I'm going on a date with Nurse Joy! An hour ago .Like
----Misty No really, what are you doing tonight? Fourty-five minutes ago .Like
----Brock is it that hard to believe I have a date? Thirty minutes ago .Like
----Ash No Twenty-three minutes ago
(Brock likes this)
----Misty Yes Twenty-three minutes ago
(Dawn, Croagunk, Max, and 1 other like this)

 

[투 애니원]

Ash answered Who would you have sex with? with Mom 16 minutes ago
----Cilan: Um Ash, do you even know what sex means?
14 minutes ago
----Ash: It means love right?
14 minutes ago
----Gary: Yes Ash, it means love. That's why I had sex with your mom last night.
11 minutes ago
----Ash: Oh that's sweet of you Gary
10 minutes ago
----Harley: Sooo Ash would you have sex with me too ^o^
8 minutes ago
----Ash: Sure Harley, why not.
8 minutes ago
----Cilan: Itssa Creeppy Timee~ 0_0
5 minutes ago

 

[Kip]

Chili Just got home. 10 minutes ago

Cress Just got home. 10 minutes ago

Cilan Just got home. 10 minutes ago
----Ash Hey Cilan, I found some black clothes and a white wig in your bag...are they for some kind of costume, or something? 5 minutes ago
----Cilan ....uh. Yeah. They're for, uh, in case, I get another movie role as...a bad guy who's uh, not a pirate...you know. 3 minutes ago
----Ash oh yeah, like an evil spy for the leader of a villainous team or something, ha ha! that'd be fun! Too bad you probably won't get a role like that! 2 minutes ago
----Cilan Oh yes. Too bad. 1 minutes ago
(Cress and Chili like this.)

 

[Karamazov]

Chili Just got home. 10 minutes ago

Cress Just got home. 10 minutes ago

Cilan Just got home. 10 minutes ago
----Ash Hey Cilan, I found some black clothes and a white wig in your bag...are they for some kind of costume, or something? 5 minutes ago
----Cilan ....uh. Yeah. They're for, uh, in case, I get another movie role as...a bad guy who's uh, not a pirate...you know. 3 minutes ago
----Ash oh yeah, like an evil spy for the leader of a villainous team or something, ha ha! that'd be fun! Too bad you probably won't get a role like that! 2 minutes ago
----Cilan Oh yes. Too bad. 1 minutes ago
(Cress and Chili like this.)

Ghetsis wrote on Cress's wall:
----Ghetsis Are you guys still undercover? Because you guys should come to the Team Plasma barbeque, seeing as you're members of Team Plasma and all.
----Ash What?
----Ghetsis Whoops, derp. Come to the Team Plasma PICNIC.

 

[LuxrayOfTheWild]

And now for statuses about Ash catching a Pokemon!

Ash
Yay! I just caught a Pidove! I'm so happy!!!!
September 23, 2010 at 8:30am (Delila, Misty, Brock, and 2 others like this)
----Misty: Wow congratulations Ash! I wish I could be in Unova with you....
September 23, 2010 at 8:34am
----Ash: Thanks Misty!
September 23, 2010 at 8:35am
----Delila: I'm so proud of you! I love you Ash!
September 23, 2010 at 8:39am
----Ash: Thanks Mom!
September 23, 2010 at 8:40am
----Iris: You're THAT excited over catching a little Pidove? You're such a kid!
September 23, 2010 at 8:45am (Axew likes this)
----Ash: I wouldn't be talking! You're a kid to!
September 23, 2010 at 8:47am (Pikachu likes this)
----Iris: You got some nerve saying that to me
September 23, 2010 at 8:49am
----Misty: Hey back off, Iris! I'm not gonna let you talk about my best friend like that!
September 23, 2010 at 8:52am

Ash
Remember that Oshawott I was talking about? I guess he's been following me ever since we met at Professor Juniper's lab and he really wanted to join the team! Welcome to the team Oshawott!
September 30, 2010 at 9:55am (Oshawott, Iris, Prof. Juniper, and 5 others like this)
----Oshawott: Yippee!!! I'm so glad you let me join!
September 30, 2010 at 9:57am
----Ash: It's the least I could do for you saving Pikachu and Axew.
September 30, 2010 at 9:58am (Oshawott likes this)
----Misty: Congrats Ash! Your Oshawott looks so cute! I'd sure love to catch an Oshawott someday!
September 30, 2010 at 10:00am
----Ash: Lol thanks Misty! I knew you'd say something like that since Oshawott is a water type.
September 30, 2010 at 10:01 am
----Trip: The same Oshawott from Professor Juniper's lab?
September 30, 2010 at 10:02am
----Ash: Yeah! Isn't that cool, Trip? He's been following me ever since I left Nuvema Town!
September 30. 2010 at 10:04am
----Trip: Not really.....Well of course it won't be able to beat my Snivy. Water types are weak against grass types. It's basic!
September 30, 2010 at 10:07am
----Ash: Type isn't everything!
September 30, 2010 at 10:08am

Ash
Me and Iris found this Tepig that has been abandoned by his trainer because he lost. He looked in pretty bad condition when we found him, but luckily we were able nurse him back to health. Later I ended up catching him after he helped me rescue Pikachu from Team Rocket!
October 7, 2010 at 12:15am (Iris, Pikachu, Delila, and 7 others like this)
----Iris: I can honestly say I'm impressed by the way you handled the situation. You might be a little more mature than I thought. Congrats again!
October 7, 2010 at 12:20 pm
----Ash: Thanks Iris.
October 7, 2010 at 12:22pm
----Brock: Why does it seem that all of your fire types have been abused or abandoned?
October 7, 2010 at 12:30pm
----Ash: Quilava wasn't abused or abandoned.
October 7. 2010 at 12:31pm
----Brock: Haha my bad!
October 7, 2010 at 12: 32pm

Ash
Awesome! I caught a really tough Snivy today thanks to Pidove! That Attract sure made things difficult, but thanks to Pidove being a girl I managed to catch her!
October 28, 2010 at 2:03pm
(Iris, Cilan, Pikachu, and 6 others like this.)
----Iris: Smart thinking using Pidove against Snivy! But why didn't you use her against Snivy after Snivy used Attract on Pikachu? You knew Pidove was a girl right?
October 28, 2010 at 2:05pm
----Ash: Actually I didn't know until Snivy used Attract on her haha!
October 28, 2010 at 2:06pm
----Iris: What the hell Ash!?
October 28, 2010 at 2:08pm

 

[Necrozma]

RECENT ACTIVITY

Gary went from being "in relationship" to "single".
2 minutes ago
Dawn, May, Cynthia, Harley and 89 others like this.
----Drew: WTF May???
3 minutes ago.
----May: Sorry babe but he's the motherfucking Oak! <3
4 minutes ago
Gary Motherfucking Oak likes this.

 

[Karamazov]

Dawn My socks and underwear always goes missing floor whenever I come home. :/ Two minutes ago
----Conway How peculiar. BTW, you're out of milk. I got you some. Two minutes ago

 

[Winterdaze]

Karen Strong Pokemon, weak Pokemon, that is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with THREE FUCKING HACKED DRAGONITES >_> 10 minutes ago
Will, Koga, Bruno and 5 others like this
----Lance: Bitch Please, you just jelly 8 minutes ago
Ghetsis likes this

 

[Bandit Keith]

Burgundy added Stoutland.png to folder:My Pokemon
Lenora and Bianca like this.
Uxie and Mesprit blocked J, with an expiry time of infinite (Account creation disabled, e-mail disabled) (You die Joe!)
Lenora: I just got underssed
Ash, Cilan, SamOak, Trip and 6660 others dislike this.

 

[Trainer Lisa]

Ash Ketchum - Okay, after giving it some thought, I finally joined Facebook. And uh...I wanna add my friends. So, how does this "social networking" thing work again? It's so confusing.
3 hours ago
--- Misty - *sigh* That's just like you, Ash. You're always slow to figure things out. Especially when it isn't related to Pokemon...
--- Ash Ketchum - Hey Misty! Alright, you found me! Now, how do I send you a friend request?
--- Misty - Ash, don't tell me you're STILL having trouble with computers. Not after all those classes I gave you!
--- Ash Ketchum - Hey, gimme a break. I've only been using my laptop for two months. =(
--- Misty - Well, two months is long enough for most people...
--- Ash Ketchum - And what do ya mean all those clasess? You only gave me 8 classes so far... Didn't you say you'd give me computer classes twice a week? How come you didn't show up yesterday?
--- Misty - Sorry, I couldn't come yesterday, because I had a new challenger at the gym. ^^;
--- Ash Ketchum - Couldn't you postpone the battle?
--- Misty - No. My schedule is completely booked this week. I barely have time to go online these days.
---Ash Ketchum - You mean it's still booked!? Then how will I ever gonna finish my training course?
--- Brock - Hey, break it up you two!! Seriously, this is the 12th fight you've had this week.
--- Ash Ketchum - Misty started it. Actually, I think she started ALL those fights.
--- Misty - I did not! I'm sure you started at least half those fights!
--- Ash Ketchum - Ya see, Brock? Misty just admitted that she DID start some of those fights. It's about time!
--- Brock - Haha, I don't care who started it. The truth is, I'm relieved. At least you two aren't hurting my eardrums anymore, thanks to the internet. Also, Ash, if you still need computer classes, I can be your teacher.
Ash Ketchum likes this
--- Ash Ketchum - Awesome! Thanks Brock!
--- Misty - But that's not fair, Brock! I was teaching him! >=(
--- Brock - I gave you two months, Misty! You've had your chance to teach Ash the basics. And clearly, you weren't doing a good enough job, since Ash doesn't know how to use Facebook properly. Now it's my turn. But don't worry, I'll teach Ash the right way. He will be graded, and I'll even give him a test after completing the course.
--- Ash Ketchum - Oh no! Not a test! =O
--- Misty - He's certain to fail, unless you throw in a few Pokemon questions.
--- Brock - Good idea, Misty! I'll add Pokemon questions for extra credit, cause he's gonna need it.
--- Ash Ketchum - Haha, that's what you guys think. But I've been studying on my own. And I'm gonna ace this test with flying colors! You'll see!

Ash Ketchum - Went to a baseball game today. It was fun! Haven't seen The Starmie play since I was little. They're the best team ever!
10 minutes ago
Delia Ketchum, Professor Oak, Gary Oak, Brock, and Misty like this
---Casey - Pfft. The Electabuzz are way better than The Starmie and you KNOW it!
---Ash Ketchum - Come on Casey, give it a rest. The Electabuzz stink. They're worse than a bunch of Gloom!
---Casey - The Electabuzz are the best! They're gonna win the pennant!!
---Ash Ketchum - But that's what you said last year, and the year before that. And they STILL haven't won. XD
--- Casey - Grrrr, that's the last straw! That's the last time you insult my favorite team!! Ash Ketchum, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle right now!
--- Ash Ketchum - What!? Again? But I really don't wanna hurt your Pokemon... ^^; And besides, didn't I prove that The Starmie were better the last time we battled?
--- Casey - What's wrong Ash? Afraid you'll lose to me this time, since you don't have your Charizard with you?
--- Ash Ketchum - Afraid!? I'm not afraid of anything! Okay, I accept your challenge, Casey. BRING IT ON!! =D
Casey likes this
--- Casey - I won't lose this time! My Meganium's the pride of my whole team. Watch and learn from a pro-battler! =D
Ash Ketchum, Brock, and Misty like this

 

[Aestivate]

Musashi
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! lol that was a good movie
3 minutes ago
-----Habunake:
-----Arbok: No wonder why she released us, wow what a bitch.

 

[Karamazov]

Dawn My socks and underwear always goes missing floor whenever I come home. :/ Two minutes ago
----Conway How peculiar. BTW, you're out of milk. I got you some. Two minutes ago

Conway I've been arrested. At least they put me in my favorite cell; I just go through the secret passageway I dug and go on Dawn's computer. Two minutes ago .Like

Ash Yay, I beat the Unova League! Eight minutes ago
(Delia, Misty, Dawn, and 5 others like this)
Dawn That's great, Ash! (Sure with I won a GF. >_< Eight minutes ago .Like
May So are you a Pokemon Master yet? Eight minutes ago .Like
Ash May, not yet Six minutes ago .Like
May Then how do you become a Pokemon Master? Five minutes ago
(Gary likes this)

Brock added a picture to his album:

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(Croagunk likes this)

 

[Mijumaru]

Burgh
Do you have a pure heart?
June 4 at 10:30am · Like · Comment · See Friendship

--Lenora
I'm pretty sure he does, son.
June 4 at 10:37am · Like

--Ash Ketchum
Who cares i caught a SEWADDLE!
June 5 at 4:14am · Like

--Burgh
idc
June 5 at 9:23am · Like

--Ash Ketchum
jealous? xDDDDD
June 10 at 1:01pm · Like


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash is now friends with Burgh and 2 other people


Ash Ketchum
I caught a scraggy
May 28 at 10:02am · Like · Comment · See Friendship
[Iris, Cilan and 9 other people like this]

--Scraggy
Oh shut up -.-
May 28 at 10:07am · Like

--Oshawott
I wuv u ash <3
May 28 at 10:14am · Like

--Scraggy
*headbutts*
May 28 at 10:15am · Like

--Ash Ketchum
facepalm
May 28 at 10:16am · Like

--Misty
Hi~
May 28 at 10:21am · Like


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash is now friends with Scraggy and 5 other people


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash is now friends with Lillipup


Yamask
ONCE YOU BEGIN READING THIS DO NOT STOP. YOU WILL BE ENCOUNTERED BY A SHINY RESHIRAM AND ZEKROM AT THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MOMENT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS POST THIS ON THE WALL OF TEN OTHER PEOPLE FOR THIS WISH TO COME TRUE. IF YOU DON'T I WILL TRANSFORM PIKACHU INTO ANOTHER YAMASK FOREVER AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN.
May 12 at 12:23pm · Like · Comment · See Friendship

--Ash Ketchum
Ha nice try shiny reshiram and zekrom dont exist ;D
May 12 at 4:34pm · Like

--Yamask
DARN IT >.<
May 12 at 4:36pm · Like


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash is now friends with Lenora and 3 other people
- Ash likes The Nacrene Museum


Ash
Im back on fb!
May 6 at 5:12pm · Like


Iris
Rate: 7.25
Ngl: Your such a kid! xD You dont know what a bouquet is? :O
March 12 at 9:41am · Like · Comment · See Friendship

--Ash Ketchum
...
March 20 at 1:06pm · Like


Cilan
Your Pikachu has a really delicious and unique flavor!
March 6 at 8:12am · Like · Comment · See Friendship
[Ash Ketchum and Pikachu like this]


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash is now friends with Cilan and 5 other people


Ash Ketchum
Hacked by iris <3
February 24 at 2:31am · Like · Comment · See Friendship


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash changed his About Me
- Ash likes Little Kids and 29 other pages
- "You and your axew are both little kids" on Iris's Wall · See Friendship

Iris
Ash your such a kid! lmao
February 12 at 10:04am via Mobile Device · Like · Comment · See Friendship

--Ash Ketchum
lolwut
February 12 at 11:41am · Like

--Iris
You dont know what I meant?? >:[ Your such a little kid!! -.-
February 12 at 11:45am · Like


RECENT ACTIVITY
- Ash is now friends with Iris and Axew

 

[Oswin]

May:
I just caught a Bulbasaur! Oooh and it knows Vine Whip! Look how long and powerful those vines are!
Brock, Ash and 239547465 others like this.

This isn't going too far is it hew:

 

[Fennel]

Cilan added 1 new photo to the album Awesome photos of me, Cilan Eight seconds ago
Ash, Iris, Bianca, and 6,490 others like this.

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Misty no idea who you are but nice pic!
Brock WOW
Bianca Looking gooddddd!
Ash I wanna be like you someday!
Max You're so cool
Chili Great shot, really brings out your fabulousness and absence of dandruff!

***

Spoiler

Photo in album Awesome pics of me, Kenny
Added on the VIth of the Month of Harvesting Crops, 2,500 BC.
Kenny's Grandmother likes this.

Angie dude wats up with ur cheeks

 

[투 애니원]

.Top News.

Prof.Oak: Hey everyone, don't forget to add me on Farmville I'll milk your cow for you ;D
32 minutes ago
----Ash: I'm sorry Professor I don't understand the game :/
30 minutes ago
----Iris: Old man stop sending me requests >.< KODOMO NE!!!
27 minutes ago
----Gary: Gramps please, this is embarrassing my cheerleaders.
23 minutes ago
----Cilan: Oh the crops I grow are so elegant and divine, it gives off such a unique recipe...OH NO MY CROPS WITHERED!!!
20 minutes ago
----Delia: Sorry Ash, I won't be able to buy you those Pokeballs you wanted. I used the money to buy me some FV
15 minutes ago

 

[Fennel]

Zoey Placed 1st at Sinnoh's Grand Festival today! ^^ I would like to thank all my loyal fans, such as Dawn, my Pokémon, and Dawn, and erm...uh, anyways, it feels great to be Top Coordinator!
Dawn likes this.
----May MARY SUE
----Bianca wait, I thaught her name wass zoey..???

 

[Joshawott]

May was tagged in Harley's photo.

1 hour ago
May What the hell? That isn't me - you creep!
1 hour ago

May was tagged in Meowth's photo.

30 minutes ago.
May I give. Is today "Dress up as May Day" or something?

May was tagged in Professor Oak's photo.

Spoiler

5 minutes ago.
May Okay...I give up.

 

[Aestivate]

Kenyan
I'm sick of this kid pronouncing my name wrong, goddamn! -ragequit-