Random Messages 16: Annual Meeting of NPCs From Cursed, Barely Functional Video Games

[toastghost]

because you'll likely end up getting sucked into the quantum singularity that popped into existence when my head exploded.

its a chance ill take

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

your funeral...

chibi instantly gets disintegrated into billions of subatomic particles by the quantum singularity

 

[Eeveely]

He's gone, reduced to atoms
Atoms, ASSEMBLE!
Hops aroumd and revives chib, but he still can't life

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

He's gone, reduced to atoms

Somebody doesn't listen very well.

subatomic particles

Telling the atoms to assemble doesn't do anything, since the atoms themselves are gone.

 

[Eeveely]

Matter doesn't disappear and become nothing, so the subatomic particles are still out there, and my hopping brings them back
Hops more after reviving chib

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

weeeeeeeeeellll...you're technically wrong about that, too.

I'm sure you're familiar with the equation E = mc^2.
What that means is that it is theoretically possible to convert energy into matter (and antimatter) or to convert matter (and antimatter) into energy.

so, while the subatomic particles didn't become nothing they lost their corporeal forms and are now just energy.
No amount of hopping can bring that back.

 

[Eeveely]

No amount of hopping can bring that back

(Well, he still didn't become pure nothingness)
But my magical hopping can do anything
Hops and revives chibi to prove my point

 

[Snowy]

if it's anything like how my life is going, it's pretty accurate.

Well... my problems probably pale in comparison to what you’ve been up to. You’ve definitely earned a rest.

 

[DawningWinds]

(Well, he still didn't become pure nothingness)
But my magical hopping can do anything
Hops and revives chibi to prove my point

Convert the energy back to matter.

 

[Eeveely]

m=E/c²

 

[DawningWinds]

Now put the atoms back together and revive chib.

 

[toastghost]

your funeral...

chibi instantly gets disintegrated into billions of subatomic particles by the quantum singularity

oop
*gets put back together like legos*
tis the benefits of not being able to life. you don't have to life.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

good. then stick around some more. it'll be fun. :3

 

[Snowy]

Fun is banned though.

 

[DawningWinds]

But:

10. Have fun! (yes, we all knew this one was coming, it's FUN & Games after all)

That's a contradiction in the rules, Snowy.

 

[Snowy]

Don’t ask me! Enzap banned fun years ago!

 

[ZinnLav]

You wrote the rules though, so you're banned

 

[Snowy]

You wrote the rules though, so you're banned

I... well... I...

I blame Enzap! I blame Lone_Garurumon! I blame...

Hey, look. Shiny Metagross!

 

[ZinnLav]

Your diversion tactics won't work on me!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Zinn stop picking on Snowy. He needs bed rest because he’s starting to lose his marbles.