Random Messages Episode X

[Windchild]

Good evening all, all

A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.

 

[Rainbow]

Plucking eyebrows is the worse, worse

 

[Windchild]

I am talking like Shrapnel, Shrapnel.

 

[Qing'e]

Y'know what, what? I've decided, decided, to use, use, a variation, variation, of Absolis', Absolis', language quirk, quirk. You cannot, cannot stop me, me~

 

[Rainbow]

I post about thing

 

[Zima]

I caught a shiny Basculin about an hour ago, and the fucker took over 25 Pokeballs. That has never happened before. XD He was also paralyzed; I think the RNG was against me.

 

[Qing'e]

...You spent time and effort to catch something you don't want any more of to the point that you actively try to get rid of your surplus?

 

[Zima]

If it's shiny, I'll catch it no matter what.

 

[Leggo]

I liked the Yugioh GX theme song.

The dub one?

I thought this read as dubstep. Whoops.

I listened to the original, Japanese version, but I feel it needs more.

The English dub was catchy due to the chorus "Get your game on".

Spoiler

[video=youtube;ydfBR42xk2s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfBR42xk2s[/video]
AttackingTucans' game parody of G-Dragon's "Crayon".

Plucking eyebrows is the worse, worse

It is which is why I'll just live with my bushy brows.

Spoiler

When I first saw Rock Lee and Gai-sensei, I thought they were father and son.

 

[Seto Kaiba]

 

[Leggo]

Batman is here to defeat Enzap the Joker!

Spoiler

 

[Zima]

I think Sky's more of a Joker, but that's me.

 

[Windchild]

Hey there, Batsy! Wanna play?

Spoiler

 

[Kakuna Matata]

RMBMX

I wonder what the most liked post on the forum is?

Runner-up at 51: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f228/ne...rica-matsumoto-132737/index7.html#post4133158

From when every member got a mention/notification due to a glitch with the previous post (and then everyone talked about it for like two weeks).

Winner (afaik) at 52: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f351/striving-equality-134106/#post4077851

Speaking of that,

I blew myself up
2manysatchelcharges

fag

8. Don't flame other users, and don't post flamebait. (Flaming and Baiting, 5 points, 3 months)
-Flaming includes insulting people, gloating at them, or threatening them (including "I'll report you")
-Flamebait includes discriminatory posts and slurs based on things like race, gender and sexual orientation (including "that's gay").
-Flamebait also include discussing controversial issues after moderators ask you not to.

This is from a few days back, but ‘fag’ and ‘faggot’ fall under this category. Don’t use them.

I just checked the user tagging statistics, and I think Charles is right when he says I quote people a bit too much XD

Also:
Top Quoted
Zima (8381)
Arcturus (6472)
Scholar (6079)
Rainbowsaurus (5855)
Momoka (5630)

This might just be your prolonged stay on the forums, but that's a lot of quotes.

Oh, they are not good mentions to use then )

Rambo is wise. We should listen to her...

I kinda wonder how KM is not in the list, all those wallposts of hers...

I was at one point even though @Zenax; was a spot hogger and couldn't stand sharing >:u, but they were reset at some time ago.

I liked the Yugioh GX theme song.

A KM wallpost is coming soon to a theater near you.

aw man I liked your posts ahead of time because I thought you wouldn't tell. D:

I'm gonna go see it in 3D!

We at Wallpostopolis would like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie.
However, we would like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bull****
and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience.

So please, enjoy your 2D movie,
because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.​

Spoiler

...unfortunately, then it melts. The resulting dirt might destroy your shoes ><

Belated welcome to you!

*Enters scene.*

And to you as well!

*Picks up a magnet* hmm i wonder what would happen if i put it close to my ass?

First of all: LOL.

Secondly, that reminds me of that scene in one of the X-Men movies where Mystique injected some metal thing into some guy's ass then later, he encounters Magneto and Magneto kills him that way or something.

...that was poorly explained, just go with it xD

wat in the world

One day, RM society will accept coffee for what it is, even though it's not tea.
One day, coffee will be free to be what it was born to be.
That day is not today ;_;

Nor today, nor any other day, so long as I draw breath!!

I'm done with the beverage wars. So done. Drink what you wanna drink as long as it's legal. :v

Those who do not take a stand on my side shall be considered traitors to the crown! >:O

This is the right idea to have though. If only I had taken a different career path. The life of a knight hardens one's soul.
And Harden hardens one's body, if they are a cocoon-based Pokémon.​

Charles Dunois
has a few embarrassing secrets​

husbandos??​

Spoiler

YOU SHUT YOUR *insert desert of choice* HOLE!! >:OOO

What do people talk about in the war room?

It's the Mafia section, silly.

I knew that.
(I still need to learn mafia)

How did that go for you?

What is it Lassie? Did Timmy fall down a well?

I pushed Timmy down the well

How precious; I hope you sent down some lotion to him.

AkromaticsaurusVShipping = Akromatic x Rainbow.
It's near the top of the list, Blue. I'm ashamed of you. :<

I do not read the list. I am not ashamed of me for not doing it )

Then I will be ashamed for the both of us. :nono:

Does every single ship made go on that list?

No, just the ones that are posted in the thread.

I need to read through and have any instances of my old usernames fixed...

Do you want to go by Rainbow or Rainbowsaurus?

Lubely isn't a regular cause she's a butt and doesn't post >:C
Jk if you ever read this I love you <3

these shipping feels

Round 2!

to this day, I still have no idea what these mean

I just figured Terry was trying out to be the next announcer in the Mortal Kombat series.

Lmao, i write that before i post down something dumb or weird. ^-^

...I stand by my explanation. :u

@ChrisHansen;

Too obvious, he’d be posing as an underage girl.

Wait… :eh:

i lovE IT WHEN PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY HIT CAPS LOCK
appARENTLY
i feeL LIKE ITS A TUMBLR THING

Kinda.

Why not both? :v

Do you have green hair, an isolated background, and a crush on someone named Geoffrey?

Elincia is his middle name, does that count?

@Truthseeker;
Why use numbers if the name isn't taken?

TS4449’s username is in reference to a train I believe.

Because I've talked to Truthseeker4449 countless times before. Remember? The dude on tPPS?

I know who he is
But that doesn't exclude him from making an alt

and now I will forever secretly suspect they are both the same person because it is more interesting that way

Just like I will always suspect you are @Lady Gaga; , @LordGaga; , @GaGalicious , and @higitygagapoopoo;

Oh, right, it's Chinese New Year's. Happy New Year!
*brings in a horse decorated with Silly String*

I hate Silly String so hard
It's like my mortal enemy

What would you use to kombat it?

I bleed diamonds.

I'd prefer platinum pls.

What happened was that I was zooming fast and to go to Daiso was a left turn and I was too lazy to make that left turn.

Also, I was reading up on the fact that everything in that store is so kawaii that people buy stuff they don't need.
I think I might stick with online shopping. I pre-ordered Frozen (DVD format), so now I have to wait until March 18.

Here's compensation. かわいい (kawaii) = 애교 (aegyo) = 可爱 (ke ai)
(Be warned what you are going to watch in this spoiler will make you want to watch more people doing this.)
Gwiyomi Dance Mob at Jurong Point!
I know, this (song) is in Korean, not Japanese. Various people pose up videos of themselves doing the dance; including
K-Pop idols which is why I watch it because it's so adorable.
The whole song and translation since I can't post two videos.

Aw boo.

Cute video though.

I like the autorefresh cause I can just sit here and view this thread without having to manaually reload it all the time.

If it didn't cause all this gdp'ing I'd agree. .-.

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and in this case “gdp” is obviously gross domestic product​

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Double-posting isn't a problem for me; I like it too. ^_^

Lucky. ;;

tempted to change my title to moko shrit

But you didn't.

Or you did and I didn't see it; that's also very possible.

Lol Moko shrit. imma beat you to it.

You didn't either. >:T (Maybe)

Fuck yea just caught a Puncham with adamant nature. XD

Must be a really knock out.

YouTube is now so fancy. I should try making a viral video.
On YouTube, I was eighteen long time ago. XD

Do eet!
For shame. hdear: Me too.

look what you did, Karis D:
Now Rambo will get rid of her white-haired pretty boi

gomen gomen D: That wasn't my intention

With the decline of its main eye candy source, the wild Gags will migrate to new pastures seeking sustenance.

nice going haipah you got rid of gags ;;

A friend on Skype challenged me to a shiny race. I guess that means I actually have to shiny hunt now xD

Did you win?

I SAW MOOKARIS IN COMIC FORM

Me too! It was much cute. :3

Most of us think Doge is funny, but it's okay to not like it. XD

^

I still think it's funny. In moderation. :uhoh:

Taco Bell's gonna be serving waffle tacos...

*hyperventil8s*

What sorcery is this?!

Will still probably try them, but still!!​

I also like how my profile has roughly the same colour scheme as Forretress <3

<3

Very interesting. Mine is just some generic metallic stuff.

Putting the wind in my FerroPaleo sails~

I'm watching Avatar: The Legend of Korra for the first time.
It's fucking awesome!
(thank you Nickelodeon )

Which type of bender are you?

As someone in the midwest, it is 12 PM

I didn't know you were a Yooper.

Later apex. Hmm i'll be thinking abou all the over age girls from this thread, while playing Pokemon X. xD

:-|

I want to have at least one alcoholic beverage for my next birthday

Rum chata!

Ehh, I dun really like Marshtomp or Combusken.

Aww, I love those two. I love Combusken's cry and Marshtomp is so cute~

But Combusken is ugly...and I don't care for cute Pokemon. Usually.

But all the pogeys are cute. D:

But that's like... all of them.

Here, look:

Spoiler

See Miar knows what's what.

NO. DIGGERSBY CAN'T BE CUTE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

But it's true. :3

This thread is now Kibougamine Academy ʕ • ᴥ ϟ ʔ

Aw, I was hoping for a tropical paradise.

My mom yelled at me for falling asleep
What sort of awful person is she

that's worse than being yelled at for getting bread for a midnight snack D:

fgdjjcshhdfhdgxbhsh

my legs have literally been hurting nonstop for the past three weeks

and I already took a daily dose of painkillers

What happened?

How can you wake up dead?

Pretty sure dying would make waking up a tad of a challenge

It happened to MJ.

[video=youtube;-Psfn6iOfS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8[/video]

Beautiful solo by John Boehner there in the middle.

*Fog Shrouds the Thread* *In a deep dark voice*
Everybody in Random messages X thought she was; Dead, kidnapped, or over pokemon. But none of these were the case. Nor was she over ponies. Out of the darkness comes...


POPPER
FIVE
HUNDREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!

Yo! ^^

<-- Lesson learned:

Don't play Pokémon dangerously close to Midnight, before a season change

What happened?

I'm still in that haze from last night's Pokérus incident.

I'd be thoroughly upset if I didn't know the game was pulling a sick prank.

This?​

Americans, please wake up.
Thanks.

HAI

*vanishes*
*note: is actually using the fire exit

We see you Ro-man.
We hat-in'.
Something something RIDIN' DIRTY! (Just take a look at all that dust in his plane!)

The only song of his I know is that Whatcha Say one which I'd like better if the Immy song it sampled wasn't such a great song to begin with

Same.

Dang, meowth's voice is different than what I remember...

Maddie Blaustein came in like midway through Kanto.

Behold the biggest wallpost in Zexy history!
I had to cut down some naughty emoticons because of the image cap.

Yer cheatin' using some posts twice. (20 & 21)

User x User

This is the general form of the KM Basic Shipping Equation.

That's more like the majority of the internet when talking about characters. And a number of users in this thread. :V

Sorry guys I forgot what OTP was again :/

I guess someone's told you it is One True Pairing since then, but you may have forgotten again by now )

Or this:

I dunno, but Apex and Blazaking have this thing going on
it's adorable

is it your new
OTP?

I think Apex has more than one OTP. That's weird, since it should be one by definition )

I have multiple OTPs for multiple people.

I mean, if you take away something that makes another person unique or special, you're also becoming someone you're not.

I don't do it for being special; I do it just for fun )

Good on ya, man!!

…turtle.

Man-turtle thing.

…with cannons!!

Spoiler

You should like Paleo anyway! D~:<

I literally like him. NOT THE WAY YOU THINK, I just like 90% of his posts.

Full speed ahead, cap'n!!

I succesfully predicted all of zexys movements.

Ιt was not hard, I was liking posts around 60 pages ago )

Alternatively, you save all your liking for after the wallpost.

Or just find everything in this thread reprehensible. :v

Raspberry? I don't like raspberry anything. Not even raspberries. XD

Show me blood.

Do you have a type?

Lol, I'm old news now. xD I was never news at all! xDDD

A pity, I was going to congratulate you on that Russ K commercial you did and all the subsequent parodies.

Define normal please.

The average, the norm
Technically, nobody's normal because it's impossible to be exactly average at everything.

Unless you're Stahl.

If pepper sprayed, you could be feeling the effects for days. Trying to cool off with a shower would only irritate the skin further.

.... lovely. Is there any way to clean it o--aodhoucnoeupioauhnguudsfjddh

DAMMIT SKY

I'd think you'd be able to tell the difference between Lovely and Mooky. hdear:

Heart of a kokoro.

Mokokoro's kokoro belongs to Haipah. (◡‿◡✿)

I watched the first episode of Higurashi last night. It looks like a cute anime. :3c

Wait until you get to the fies-tah!

NOPENOPENOPENOPE *flees from Higurashi as fast as he can*

But it's "demented!"

The loli doesn't bother me. The blood, psychological horror, and torture scenes bother me.

Ooo yeah, that one scene with Shion and Satoko. actually a few scenes with Shion :look:

Someone just gave me a shiny Blitzle holding Mewtwonite-X 0_0

He had 4 shiny Blitzle, and all he wanted in return was a measly HA Treecko. I offered him other stuff to make the trade more fair, but he wouldn't have it.

Such generosity!
I'm in shock 0_o

Oh wow, how awesome for you!

I think that's what seperates us, anime just doesn't appeal to me.

Also geography!

oh yeah i went to a con today it was cool

Pics?

i used to be a hardcore anime watcher than tumblr happened

Same. I was gonna get up and play mah games, but then I got high tumblr and ended up finding beautiful gif sets and fanart for the game instead. Also adorable cat pictures, because you can never have enough of those.

I'm hardcore off and on. Case in point:
> watches all of the first half of Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal in about 2 weeks
> takes a few months to watch Dangan Ronpa and still hasn't finished

Finish it I'm still waiting to explain things to you about that!! >

Usually, I don't watch Hetalia in English, but it's a new experience.

I think that would be the only way I could watch it. And nice clip. xD

I watched the first episode of Attack on Titan last night! Except I don't know if I should continue watching it, just in case it gets gory.

Yush!

Or not. I enjoy it, but it’s not for everyone. ^^

i was exactly watching Attack on titan with my classmate in his appartment...

Did he enjoy it?

Also, heyya! Everything going alright with your folks?

Miku <3
I probably said this before, but there is an endless amount of usable Miku stuff for themes.

Not to mention Rambo could potentially make her own theme with her Miku cosplay.

It's some sort of religious chocolate
It says "Jesus, sweetest name I know"
xD

How sweet, this chocolate
That saved a wretch like sheeeeeeeeee

She once was lost
But now, she's found
The sweetest chocolate
to ever beeeeeeee~

KM "Amazing Grace" Parodies #2
KM good “Amazing Grace” Parodies #-1

Hey Zima. I went to look for that Danganronpa game, but the store I went to didn't have it. They did have a great deal on a Marvel vs. Capcom game for Vita though, so I got that instead. Sorry Zima. I promise that's the next Vita game on my list.

You better!! > ignoring this wasn't directed at me and I was never a part of this conversation

You guys know Jesus too?!

Can I help you with anything?

Is this implying what I think it is?

Yes.

He is a Pidgeot, and by extension John the Pidgey's father.

[font=”Comic Sans”]Annoying birds, I am the great Leo- KM!![/font]

Lol, I accidentally typed "He Who Must Be Naked" in the tag thread xD
I thankfully noticed before posting :u

@<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=69839" target="_blank">Markos</a> should get out of his clothes at the sight of this post :naughty:
It's actually a Greek saying meaning that he should get angry, I love how this puns so nicely.

Smooth sailing~

Original's always the best )

As far as I know, she isn't the original wallposter She's just more well known for it.

^

She is also the one who inspired us; I call her original and only perfect one! )

.///.

What if we're all just dolls and we're being controlled by a giant cat.

Or what if we were actually in a videogame, each with ~100 000 people controlling us?

On a completely unrelated note, I enjoy this comic.

Gold membership isn't really worth it anymore though. :\

Unless you're Goldmember. Which, logically speaking, must be @Paleo; because he's the only active Dutch member of the thread.

moo...kini

come on out paps, we know you're there!

"mokoniki"
"mookoniki"

cannot unsee

Mook of Ini is known 'round these parts as She of Many Nicknames.

I wonder how much nicknames MooFoo.... Kini has?

KM piled around 27 once, I think.

Mokoniki: Mofoekini
Rainbow: Rambo
Lovely: Lubely
Mega Bluestoise: ???
Fabulous Phantump: ???
Lord Apex: Apex

What else?

• Akromatic: Akro, Akrobike
• Arcturus: Charles
• BMGF Anime Master: BAM
• Cariad: Moll
• crystallineEntropy: Neosquid, NS, Nick
• Dark Chocolate: DC, DQ
• Enzap: Enzapdos, Enzapatos, Enzappa the Rappa, Eznap, Genzap, Gonzap, Panzer
• Fabulous Phantump: FP
• Gaga: Gags, FG, The Artist Formally Known as FG
• He Who Must Be Named: Ferro, Huwumben, Humbolt, Link, Mr. Freeman, Ohai, Voldy
• Karis: Kylitos, Haipah, Hoipah, Hyper
• Lord Apex: Apecks, 8pecks
• Lovely: Coco(nuts), Lubely
• make_it_worse: miw
• Mega Bluestoise: BW, Dino, Karrakostas (of love), MB, Pkmn Blue Version, Zexy
• Milkapoke: Milka
• Mokoniki: Mookini, Mook of Ini, Mooky, Mokoko, Mokokoro, Mokoroni (& Cheese), Mokonikinaj, Megokotroniki, Mofoekini
• Night Sky: Scarlet, Scy, Skai, Sky
• Oaky: Prof. Oak, Prof. FrOaky, Oaks, Honey Bunches of Oaks, Under the Oaky Tree, Gary Oaky, Samuel Oaky, Carrie Oaky
• Paleo: Pal, Pablo, MPL (My Pal, Leo), Tyson
• Peaceful Giraffe: PG, PG13
• Peter Pan: BG, Boosty
• Popper500: Popcorn
• Rainbowsaurus: Rainbow, Rambo
• Shiny Celebi: SC
• superbobbobbob3: Bob, Bob³
• Terrell: Terry
• Zima: Zeemer, Zeems, Zi
• Z.1: Sushi
• בן פורת: Ben

Nowhere near complete, but I tried.

I failed to include Akrobonk. orz​

I'm a Pokémon fan, a SSB fan, a FIFA fan, a MK fan, and a Fire Emblem fan.

I love all these things, but I think I only belong to the Pokéfandom. Kinda
But I will defend them if they're attacked!
*growls*
*roars*
*almost chokes*
*coughs*

Not to worry people, he's a wonderful tactician who's good at rock-paper-scissors!

I don't consider myself parts of fandoms (all they do is ruin things anyways), I simply don't really like Pokemon anymore.

Fandoms can be fun!

But there can be sections of them that are irritating. :/

RM is a safe place; you can glitch double as much as you want.

Mods don't infract people for identical double posts anyway; It's always a glitch if it happens. If you try to do it normally, you get an error message.

But you can also not rush to delete them and still get away with it; I've met lots of doubles when wallposting, the users don't always try to delete them.

which means I get to delete them and make ApexGDP shipping song parodies in them

*Flies here from Kashyyyk*

Native Wookie?

Dangit my sig...

I less than three it lots.

Lol @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=56670" target="_blank">crystallineEntropy</a>; you need to post here more.

I concur!

Estoy llorando.

TPP released Prince Omelette the Togepi! He had so much to live for. ;_;

They're on Pryce.

This (Google Doc) is for those who want to know what happened and what they missed.

Damn they're quick. (Compared to me anyways. xD)

I don't insult Enzapu

I just mentioned the fact that he's evil
Nothing big

Still bigger than yo dick

ENZAP IS THE LEADER OF TEAM SNAGEM

He is Gonzap.

Fix’d.

Paleo's right. I am evil. It comes with the job.

You see, he admits it! MURDERER!!

…it’d be a lot cooler if you pretend I said this in Jeremy Irons’ voice.

whip out da gizoogle, i wanna peep its crazy ass

I would prefer my ass stay marshmallow free

^

Peeps are disgusting abominations. (✿◔ ◡ ◔)

Free! is a good anime. :/

That may be so, but it just doesn't appeal to me very much.

I might check out RWBY and/or Hetalia though

RWBY? Do eet!

Seriously, it's just a noon's watch, it has okay plot and music, and lots of people from Bulba watch it )

Seconding this.

Wow, so many post

Quite.

Guys, I'm so happy. I just caught a shiny Swablu. ;u; I'm supposed to be killing Swablu for the Special Defense EVs for some mons I'm training, so imagine my surprise when he pops up dead center in the horde of them. I didn't nickname him because I'm bad at nicknames.

Congrats, Mooks!

Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)'s theme song is so catchy. I like this channel's covers.

Did you listen to the cast's version already?

What's everyones thoughts on Ampharos?
I like that guy.

the guy who gripes each time a pogey conversation comes up willingly starts one?? :u Very cute, served me well in Colosseum.

Sewaddle and Joltik are cutest bug types, no contest~

Perhaps, but Karrablast, Surskit, Combee, Dwebble, and Larvesta are all serious contenders ^^

I really liked the evolutions, Leavanny and Galvantuala
(Could just be because the former I own is shiny)

Scolipede and Escavalier are also in my top 5 (by toughness). Venomoth's the only fave not from Unova

GASP! I FORGOT ABOUT VENIPEDE! Venipede is just too cute~ Especially in Pokepark. x3

No love for Kakuna...

Ok :'(

Awe, thanks, Brih ^-^ !

I found the Book of Helix: The Kanto Testament.

To enhance the experience, the songs of the Church of the Helix Choir is suggested.
My favorite song of theirs is "Bloody Sunday".

We're still in Pryce's gym.

:unworthy:

I'll never stop loving PMD over any other spin-off

Same here. PMD was fantastic. I'm still deeply disappointed in GtI though. I downloaded some PMD music and it plays on my iPod from time to time. It makes me want to play Sky again. xDD

Mooky you are getting dangerously close of-

I only demoed Gates.

I just didn't like how limited it was. Don't outright hate it like Colosseum, though.

GASP. Colosseum was so much fun. I take it back! Colosseum and XD are my favorite spinoffs. XDDD

Wait nevermind you saved yourself. thought the bridge was gonna fall down again, but false alarm!!

In the deep vacuum of space there was a greasy, fatty strip of bacon that floated.

I grabbed the bacon with my hand and devoured it.

"So I became the world sexiest man the destroyer of planets."

Hey Bacon Boi!

I was a certain monochrome bear up until ten minutes ago (•´ω｀•)

I miss Monokuma already. ;;

It’s nice to see you around here though, Rai. ^^

 

[Windchild]

Re: RMBMX

Charles Dunois
has a few embarrassing secrets​

husbandos??​

I AM NOT ASHAMED!

 

[Rainbow]

FUCK MY EYEBROWS >:C

Oh yeah, I'll go by Rainbow for the shipping thread, cause it's shorter. And in case I go back to it sometime.

Also, I'm no yooper! (thankfully, I don't want to live in 12 ft of snow)

 

[Windchild]

Ohhhhhh...

 

[Leggo]

aw man I liked your posts ahead of time because I thought you wouldn't tell. D:

You should have sworn me to secrecy. D:

Spoiler

Did you listen to the cast's version already?

[video=youtube;OXmyZOviqPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXmyZOviqPI[/video]
This? It kind of sounds like karaoke.

Why do seiyuus have sexy such animated voices? My back-up dream of becoming a voice actor. D':

 

[Windchild]

airy lies

 

[Leggo]

airy lies

Spoiler

Reading about this part creeped me out. That's why I hated Umbridge.