what if you had to become an Ultra Beast or you would die- What would you do?

[Ohaxer]

lets set the scene: you are dying
fortunately,there is a syringe that contains the chemicals you need in order to survive
however, there is a side effect that will transform you into an Pokemon from another world
would you use it or not, and if you DO use it, what kind of ultra beast would you be

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Hell yeah, I'd use it. I like living, and even if I had to inhabit the shell of a lanky tree - so be it.

I like Poipole, but... I mean, c'mon...
Yeah, I'd be a Xurkitree. I'd dedicate my life to running around, scaring the living crap out of everyone and suspending myself from branches. That, and destroying cities. And maybe if I was lucky, I'd find a hot tree and have me some saplings.
...
I disturbed myself but you get the idea.

 

[Tsareena]

Honestly I think the idea of being a Celesteela would be awesome. I've made my choice.

 

[MegaPod]

I’d probably be a Xurkitree, to be honest. A lanky, quirky, and bright Ultra Beast!

 

[Cilantro]

I'd be fine with being a Kartana or Poipole, nothing wrong with being small. Becoming a Stakatake, however...I'd have some trouble adjusting,

 

[MegaPod]

Kartana and Stakataka are really cool UBS, but as for being one of them, I’d have to worry about slicing whatever I touch or never getting alone time, respectively

 

[Incinerawr]

Isn't it obvious? I'd totally die take on the form of a Buzzwole and go smash a garbage trunk. Boo for recycling!

Hell yeah, I'd use it. I like living, and even if I had to inhabit the shell of a lanky tree - so be it.

I like Poipole, but... I mean, c'mon...
Yeah, I'd be a Xurkitree. I'd dedicate my life to running around, scaring the living crap out of everyone and suspending myself from branches. That, and destroying cities. And maybe if I was lucky, I'd find a hot tree and have me some saplings.
...
I disturbed myself but you get the idea.

This post has so much epic.

 

[~Smugleaf~]

I'd totally become a Kartana! It's my favourite Ultra Beast.
Although being a Xurkitree or a Celesteela would be pretty neat too.

 

[PkmnTrainerV]

I'd happily become a Kartana! Or maybe Nihilego if I feel the need to inject random people with toxins...

 

[Almonds]

A question between dying and becoming an Ultra Beast? Well...

Definitely Kartana. Or Poipole. Or Pheromosa.

 

[Guzma]

If I had to become an UB, it’d have to be the swolesquito. It’s one of the funniest and coolest Bug-types out there.

 

[MatNX]

I would defenetely go with Nihilego. I´d be able to use any human as a host and would be able to control him. And with the things seen in the anime, i´d be crazy strong, and I would love to develop a Venom-esque (Marvel) relationship with my host. I would just hope no one would discover me too soon, because unless in this hypothetic scenario Pokémon games are a thing, everyone would just want to kill me.

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

I'd die. None of the Ultra Beasts interest me.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I would rather become an Ultra Beast, as there are some that have a decent enough physical form to appeal to me somewhat, and dying is rather... extreme. The one I'd like to become is Pheromosa, as it is the closest to humanoid without having horridly bulging biceps. Also, I'd be able to speed across places with little effort. Though that pheromone it secrets might be kind of annoying... having everyone go gaga for me would likely cause me to become even more of a hermit than I am now.

 

[colours]

Perhaps the unpopular opinion so far: I'd rather die than become an Ultra Beast.

That's not to say that there's anything against Ultra Beasts in particular, but my biggest concern lies within a few things:

• Am I still going to be conscious of my actions as an Ultra Beast? If so, maybe I can be swayed into taking the syringe.
• Do I have control over what kind of Ultra Beast I can become? If not, then no thanks. What if I become a Guzzlord? That means I have to keep eating and eating and eating as a lifestyle. I can't not eat because eating is my whole existence. That's some dark stuff I'd rather not subject my existence to, if I'm honest.

I feel like the risk really outweight the reward, here. Yeah, I'll "live", but the risk is that either I won't be conscious of my actions or I will have no control over what form I assume, which would be a hellish existence at worst.