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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, the song is a flop.

I wish I did not have allergies.
 
Granted, but the phone has a Rotom in it, causing mayhem whenever you turn it on.

I wish I had a million bucks

(OBVIOUS JOKE ALERT)
 
Granted, but you end up losing them the next day.

I wish it's not so hot in my room.
 
Granted, you become insane and your clients write bad reviews about you.

I wish to be an extrovert.
 
Granted! You fling yourself into crowds with jokes and anecdotes and jokes about anecdotes and everyone's head explodes from your charm and bam! No one to be an extrovert with.

I wish for a way with words for tonight's writing session.
 
Granted, but your soup has bugs in it.

I wish I was good on playing an instrument.
 
Granted, your umbrella goes inside out to the point you can't even use it for when it rains.

I wish I was 7 feet taller than my height.
 
Granted, you fall in the crocodile's lagoon.

I wish I could sing good.
 
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