RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Maniacal Engineer]

I have found the Genesis torpedo!
Now, at last, I can create a planet to my personal specifications. A planet to rule over!

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

While that item is worthy of having for myself. I have no means of going to other planets. But until then you can have this Project Genesis.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*The Reliant gets crippled in a battle against the USS Enterprise*

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYPsoxpt0BU

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*levitates into Random Messages and begins attracting all the metal objects*

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

Keep your magnetic magic away from my Regalia. I want my symbol of stature visible for everyone to fear.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*constructs a metallic statue in his own image using scrap metal found around RM*

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

-looks at the statue- hmmm.. Are you able to make one of me? It would look better than that Stone statue of me as that weak Luna. It would be a statue that would strike fear into the hearts of my Subjects.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

-looks at the statue- hmmm.. Are you able to make one of me? It would look better than that Stone statue of me as that weak Luna. It would be a statue that would strike fear into the hearts of my Subjects.

Depends on what's in it for me.

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

You know I'm feeling rather "generous" today so that depends. If you are like me who wants to rule the world you came from wit fear then a powerful ally. I am the most powerful and feared Alicorn from the land of Equestria. I am the pony of everyone's nightmares.
If you aren't. Then this isn't a request, but a demand

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

My goal is indeed to rule over my planet. Those week and foolish humans seek to oppress and persecute my people, and I will not let that happen again. I am a god among insects.
So yes, let us combine our forces and together, we can achieve greatness.

 

[MegaPod]

You know, I’m something of a “superpowered” person myself. Perhaps I could help you!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You know, I’m something of a “superpowered” person myself. Perhaps I could help you!

You are a mutant? If so, I welcome you into Genosha, and into my protection.

 

[MegaPod]

Oh, yes, it’s a mutation alright. I can shift into another form at will! I’m also good with explosions

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Oh, yes, it’s a mutation alright. I can shift into another form at will! I’m also good with explosions

Welcome to Genosha, my friend. This is a home for all mutants, the superior human beings.

My ultimate goal is to plunge the world into a war with us against the regular humans. We will emerge triumphant and take our place as the rightful rulers of the world and the next step in the process of evolution.

 

[Windchild]

What was I doing, again?

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

I'm no mutant but i can see a mutual benefit from siding with you as long as i can rule Equestria in eternal night. Those "humans" will be easy pickings with my magic - fires a magic laser beam at a nearby Boulder shattering it into tiny pieces

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Then it is agreed. We will team up to defeat our enemies.

*makes a statue of Nightmare Moon using his magnetic powers*

 

[MegaPod]

Where I’m from, we refer to those normal folk as “Muggles.”

Confringo!!

*begins to decimate every Muggle residency in sight*

 

[Icy Wind]

Where I’m from, we refer to those normal folk as “Muggles.”

Confringo!!

*begins to decimate every Muggle residency in sight*

Isn’t muggle killing against the ministry of magic’s rules?

 

[MegaPod]

They can’t touch me here!