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Body once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.sOME-
Maybe, but it we're not in space right now. The last I checked, we were actually underwater.Why not? Space was fun, and it was easy to get asteroid ice cream.
No, we're not in a temple. The thread is just underwater, inside a waterproof dome.Underwater? In a temple?
No, this can’t happen to me again...
...oh, I see why. The current thread’s snowglobe fell out of my RM-ception snowglobe cabinet and into an aquarium tank. That explains all the giant sea life that appears to be swimming above the dome...eh, guess I’ll leave it there for now because that’s cool.No, we're not in a temple. The thread is just underwater, inside a waterproof dome.
Do you serve deep-fried octopus rings too? I'd like some of those.And all that talk of onion rings makes me wanna eat a Spiritomb special from my restaurant. About that time of year, too. How serendipitous.
I'll just stick with the crab rings, thank you. Also, do you have any boiled crab or lobster?Not made with actual octopus, but I’m sure I could come up with something.
molds some mock crab cakes into rings and drops them into a fryer
alternatively, I can have an octopus wear onion rings on its tentacles and then take them back off and serve them to you, thus making them “octopus rings.” :v
I meant crabs like this, but whatever.
puts more mock crab into plastic Easter egg shells and drops them into a pot of boiling water
You can only encounter this brand of culinary genius in the RM Restaurant!
A giant enemy crab, eh? Want me to attack its weak point for massive damage?Oho, I prefer the actual crabs stay alive and well, my good sir. You know, like that giant one which is now standing over the dome and eclipsing the sun!
Okay... But are there any unfriendly crabs of that size nearby?sputters incoherently for several seconds
Enemy? Absolutely not!
waves hello to the giant crab, who waves back