Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Blaine.]

Whee Whoo, this is the basket patrol. Toss me your baskets

 

[Pikochu]

draws a card

 

[MegaPod]

Whee Whoo, this is the basket patrol. Toss me your baskets

tosses UB some dirty laundry baskets

Good. You can do them!

 

[Blaine.]

YAY! Sits in the basket and flies off to the core of the earth

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Sees FPF has deleted his post

What?! I didn't delete it! Who did it?! @AussieEevee? Was it you? Or @Crystal Onix, perhaps?

Anyway, welcome aboard, Lazy!

 

[MegaPod]

YAY! Sits in the basket and flies off to the core of the earth

...

I didn’t know you could do that with them! Me next!

hops into a dirty laundry basket and eagerly tries to fly it

nothing happens

 

[Rainami]

opens a dark portal right underneath @MegaPod, causing him to fall in

look at that, you're going somewhere after all~

 

[Blaine.]

Well, that's the power of 7!!!!

 

[MegaPod]

Byyye everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

 

[Rainami]

megapod lands on an island of bones with water all around him. He appears to be in some sort of cave

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

WHO HAS AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER!?

Sees FPF has deleted his post

Oh, well, nevermind.

... Or maybe mind! (End me)
For no matter who summoned my godly presence, the opening of the new RM has to be properly celebrated!

And so, this is gonna be big! Extraordinary! Celebratiooo... Yaaaawn...

Falls asleep

shakes Lazy awake again

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

dances around in a bloodied maid costume

 

[MegaPod]

arranges some bones by their lengths and hits them with another bone, playing simple tunes as though they’re a xylophone

Heh. It’s a xylobone.

I made a xylobone.

It’s my only friend down here

 

[Blaine.]

X appears to the bone island, grabs a random emerald, and flys back up in his basket

 

[Rainami]

careful, mega. Play too loudly and you might find you'll make a new friend, so to speak....

.....

oh dear

Spoiler

Spoiler

well, you've done it. You've awoken the beast.

better run, boy

 

[MegaPod]

...well that’s one way to disrupt the post I was initially making.

runs across the bone island to get away

I WISH I BROUGHT MY CAMERAAA!

hops into a rib cage and somehow canoes away in it, using a femur as a paddle

 

[Rainami]

it fires a laser beam at you

 

[MegaPod]

Ow that kinda stung...OH FUCK IT TOOK MY ARM OFF, GAAAaaaAaAaHhhHhHHgudhdguet&(&&;$$

attaches a conveniently nearby skeleton arm to my shoulder in its place

ok that’ll have to do for now

keeps rowing

 

[Rainami]

a strange glowing blue portal opens about 30 feet in front of megapod

huh, that's not one of my portals....

 

[TRNatalie]

So... As I was asking you, Peril: Have you had your fire scales since birth, do you enjoy having them, have you ever wished you could get rid of them, and were those "black stones" you mentioned having eaten called "coal" by any chance?

Yes, I’ve had my firescales from the moment I hatched...wait one moment.

careful, mega. Play too loudly and you might find you'll make a new friend, so to speak....

.....

oh dear

Spoiler

Spoiler

well, you've done it. You've awoken the beast.

better run, boy

...well that’s one way to disrupt the post I was initially making.

runs across the bone island to get away

I WISH I BROUGHT MY CAMERAAA!

hops into a rib cage and somehow canoes away in it, using a femur as a paddle

Ow that kinda stung...OH FUCK IT TOOK MY ARM OFF, GAAAaaaAaAaHhhHhHHgudhdguet&(&&;$$

attaches a conveniently nearby skeleton arm to my shoulder in its place

ok that’ll have to do for now

keeps rowing

Should I burn it to save him?