Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Welkamo]

You know I didn't even make that connection, but this staff prank is actually kinda fun. It's probably because I've lost track of days though, and didn't even realize it was april fool's.

Honestly it's made my day. I also didn't realize tomorrow's april fool's. Time gets weird in March now.

♪O, O, O, Ozempic!♪

NOOOOOOOOooooooOOO

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Greetings, I am Cyrus, the new leader of the forums.

 

[ZinnLav]

I hate this style and the site won't let me change back to Distortion World 3/10 would not recommend

 

[DawningWinds]

I hate this style and the site won't let me change back to Distortion World 3/10 would not recommend

I don't mind this style, but yeah, I do agree the style change shouldn't be forced.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I hate this style and the site won't let me change back to Distortion World 3/10 would not recommend

I do not wish to return to the Distortion World. I wish to rewrite the rest of the universe instead.

 

[MegaPod]

I do not wish to return to the Distortion World. I wish to rewrite the rest of the universe instead.

Oh nice, can I help you with that? Here’s what I’ve got written down so far:

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[Maniacal Engineer]

Oh nice, can I help you with that? Here’s what I’ve got written down so far:

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I suppose that's part of the way there. We just need to write the word "universe" and it will be complete.

 

[MegaPod]

Oh, sorry, got a little overly ambitious and copied down the whole phrase already.

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And look, I drew us together at the bottom! Isn’t that just dandy?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Oh, sorry, got a little overly ambitious and copied down the whole phrase already.

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And look, I drew us together at the bottom! Isn’t that just dandy?

well, I suppose that works, and my job here is done.

 

[skywaffles]

NOOOOOOOOooooooO,O,O, Ozempic! ♪♪♪

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That outburst is far too emotional.
This must not be my new world.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Pokémon games have not too much emotional scenes. I like it that way.

 

[Welkamo]

That outburst is far too emotional.
This must not be my new world.

B-but how will we get emotional over Loveboat without emotions?

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Or any Star Wars films or shows?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Emotions are illogical and irrational. They hold you back from achieving your true potential. So long as you cling to your futile emotions, you will remain incomplete.

 

[Welkamo]

Emotions are illogical and irrational. They hold you back from achieving your true potential. So long as you cling to your futile emotions, you will remain incomplete.

But I am incomplete without crying over Loveboat. If I need emotions to get emotional over Loveboat, how will their removal make me complete?

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Same for the Rebels episode, Jedi Night. @Torchic W.

 

[Welkamo]

Same for the Rebels episode, Jedi Night.

Exactly, Master Jedi.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

But I am incomplete without crying over Loveboat. If I need emotions to get emotional over Loveboat, how will their removal make me complete?

You may believe that you are incomplete without your emotions, because they have such a strong hold on you, but, believe me, once your emotions have been removed, you will not miss them and you will be considerably more productive.

 

[Welkamo]

You may believe that you are incomplete without your emotions, because they have such a strong hold on you, but, believe me, once your emotions have been removed, you will not miss them and you will be considerably more productive.

You mean I could finally become... President of Walmart?