Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Maniacal Engineer]

It isn’t, but I’m too lazy to be bothered to move just because of a shark.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

My Lucario. Ezra uses Psychic on ME.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Ezra uses Psychic on ME.

Ezra tries to get into ME's mind, but goes mad in the process

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

GUYS!

YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE THREAD!

THERE'S A SHARK! GET OUT!

Sharks? Yaaaaay

Spoiler

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Spoiler

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

hmmmmmm...that is a lot more than just one shark.
maybe it's worth getting up and moving for this multitude of sharks.

...buuuuut I'm still lazy.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

*Freezes the surface of the water with Ice Beam, trapping the sharks below the ice*

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Kanan and Loth Wolf

View: https://youtu.be/ZVncB4N_etE

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*Freezes the surface of the water with Ice Beam, trapping the sharks below the ice*

That’ll never work. What if they’re wearing parkas?

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

That’ll never work. What if they’re wearing parkas?

Not sure how that'll help them break through the ice?

The ice also has another purpose in that I can get back to land faster sliding on the ice than I can swim, so I can escape the sharks quicker.

Spoiler

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Not sure how that'll help them break through the ice?

You’d have to ask Glomgold about that, but, somehow, it seems to work.

 

[Toxtricity]

You’d have to ask Glomgold about that, but, somehow, it seems to work.

Could you elaborate

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Could you elaborate

Go watch the new Ducktales reboot from 2017. Unfortunately, it just ended, but it’s the only thing Disney has made recently that I think is worth a damn.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Got my J&J COVID vaccine. Pretty sure that means I’m immortal now.

 

[Toxtricity]

By preventing cells from reaching senescence one can achieve biological immortality; telomeres, a "cap" at the end of DNA, are thought to be the cause of cell aging. Every time a cell divides the telomere becomes a bit shorter; when it is finally worn down, the cell is unable to split and dies.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Then the answer is simple. Just prevent the cells from dividing.

 

[ZinnLav]

Make them multiply instead

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Oddly enough, when the cells divide, they’re multiplying.

 

[Toxtricity]

Oddly enough, when the cells divide, they’re multiplying.

You're a genius

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You're a genius

Tell me something I don't know.

 

[MegaPod]

That’s a trick! Once we tell you something, it becomes something you know!!!