Happy Birthday, man. Even though I've never had a conversation with you before, you seem like a pretty awesome guy, so I hope you've had a good one. And it seems you left the forums, so I hope this message reaches you well nonetheless, if you ever come back.
Didn't you hear what the mods said?
If you are the first to reply on someone's VM and do it in a "provocative" manner you are immediately a troll. I suggest you stop before I really Report you to them.