Recent content by Absurd Tomfoolery

To the two above posters, please read the whole thread. AlexK2011 sort of closed up shop. As far as I know, Spaceship Wars is never going to start. Ever ever ever ever. Might want to go looking for a new RP.

Name: Grant Jackson Age: 35 Height: 6' Weight: 72 kg. Blood Type: AB+ Hair Color: Jet Black Eye Color: Brown Skin Tone: Pale Personality: Cool, collected, quick thinking, all that you would want in a ship captain. Ethnicity: White Colony: Reach Allegiance: He guards merchant ships...

Re: Academy of War (Non-pokemon RP) Name: Grant Wilson Age: 17 Area of Study: Sniper (And if I could, could he also be sort of an artillery coordinater? Such as calling in artillery support on targets.) Personality: Cool and calm, but talks too much. He usually hangs out alone, but If...

Re: You Won't Feel A Thing [Part II of the Catching Fireflies saga] [SU's open] I hope that I got in in time. If not, I'm OK with that. Name: Grant Freeman Age: 17 Species: Runner (Hope that there aren't too many.) Powers: He has the ability to run through walls and sort of 'jump' from...

#1's Motion Tracker went off. He turned around to see a deer, strangely looking like bambi, standing behind him. "Awww! A deer!" #1 stared intently before two headcrab zombies appeared out of nowhere and started attacking the deer. "Aww! Isn't that just the cutest thing? Their playing!"...

"Oh? Who am I? I am the stupendous, amazing, spectacular, majestic, magnificent, and overall awesome Number One!" #1 said, doing a backflip.

"Aye sir. Lets make this quick, shall we?" Jorge said, hefting his turret up as he lept out of the Falcon. OOC: Where exactly are we? And what are we doing?

"Do I look like a ninja to you? Don't answer that." #1 said, shaking his head no. "But I do hate robots."

#1 ran from the robot's pie-cannon, while firing his Overwatch pulse rifle in random directions, hitting a ninja, who was in the middle of teabagging a dead pirate. The ninja fell into an... awkward... position on top of the pirate. The pies faded from view, and he flung his crowbar, COD...

Edited. And when do you think that we will be able to start?

I know that that isn't what jorge looks like, I just wasn't sure whether to add himn in a different armor than he usually is in.

Username: Commander Longshot Spartan: Jorge-052 Weapons: Assault Rifle, Magnum (Can I please have Jorge's badass turret? It is so epic) Appearance:

!gnitsop reven rof dratsab a era uoy ,laweneR Name: #1 Descriptor: Humanoid/Combine (More Combine) Gender: Male Age: Unknown (Possibly mid-30s) Personality: Clumsy, easily angered, persistent, obssessed with Gmod Idiot Box and DasBoSchitt. Hates robots with a passion, mainly because...

R. eal E. vil T. eaches U. nderdogs R. real N. erve For those who don't know, Codename: Kids Next Door is an American cartoon created by Mr Warburton. Look it up on Wikipedia, I'm not saying the whole storyline. Plot: The Book of KND. The book that gave hope to Number Zero...

OK, I'm seeing a few problems here. One: You got the ranks all messed up. Lieutenant isn't even an army rank, and no, Noble 6 isn't part of the army. It should be this, based on the ranks that we should have. Sergeant Warrant Officer Major Colonel General For Elites (Which...