...That reminds me: there's a teacher at my college called Vanja (or maybe Vanya; I don't know), and she has some kind of club foot, so she always walks around using some kind of three-wheeled zimmer-frame. Of course, speed up her walking pattern and edit out the zimmer-frame, and it kind of looks like a dance, according to my brain. Despite how rude and politically-incorrect the thought is, I can't think of Vanja without thinking:
OPPAN VANJA STYLE!
*zimmer-frame dance*
OPPAN VANJA STYLE!
*zimmer-frame dance*