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And you know what's worst? And you know...what's...worst?
Link got a Piece of Heart. Which he then puts into his pocket. Which later becomes a whole Heart Container. And all without washing his hands. WELL DONE, LINK; YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED ONE OF YOUR HEART CONTAINERS WITH POO. AND CORPSE. ARE YOU QUITE PROUD? ...Also there's gonna be sh*t-residue in his pockets.
...But let's take a few steps back. Dead body. With an actual piece of heart. In a photocopier. Full of sh*t. Think of the smell. Therefore:
A) WHAT THE F*CK, TERMINA DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND SAFETY?!
B) WHAT THE F*CK, LINK?! ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE? IT'S NOT LIKE THERE AREN'T PLENTY OF PERFECTLY ADEQUATE HOLES AROUND TERMINA FIELD IN WHICH YOU CAN DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING, BUT IN A FAR MORE SANITARY ENVIRONMENT!
C) WHAT THE F*CK, MIYAMOTO?!
Seriously, though, the toilet in the Stock Pot Inn has always looked like a photocopier/printer/fax machine/other thing of that ilk to me. Inb4 ORLY; YARLY.
I MEAN...WERE THEY TRYING TO DO THE CLASSIC 'PHOTOCOPY YOUR ARSE THEN SPREAD THE PICTURES AROUND THE OFFICE' GAG, ONLY TO HAVE IT GO HORRIBLY WRONG?!?!
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