Even if you eliminate those, I don't want any parodies of religion in this. I've already had a complaint from someone regarding FSM elements. Sorry. PS they wish to remain anonymous, since they saw you asking this coming.
Sure thing, hit me with a VM when you can do the trade for it
As for the HP Ice yeah I'd recommend not focusing on it too much because it can take a while. If you have a copy of B2W2 I'd recommend catching N's Pokemon in-game since the Pokemon are guaranteed to have an IV spread of 30 on all stats, which can maybe help you with good IV spreads when you decide to try for Hidden Power.
Hmm your best bet on getting 0 IVs is by getting a Ditto with that Speed IV...or being lucky :/ Fortunately I actually do have a Quiet 0 IV Ditto if you want to use it (I didn't even know it had a speed IV of 0 until half a year later ) Hidden Power is the tough one to get...Heat Wave and Earth Power are decent coverage on Camerupt but HP Ice lets you hit Dragon and Flying types. I've had to breed HP Ice on my M-Manectric...the IVs aren't perfect but they were decent enough for me to use it in battle.