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  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    I'm having a serious problem... my daughter got a pony for her 13th birthday, now I have rainbow poop all over my lawn? Is she sneaking the pony skittles? And what's the deal with the horn?
    Stranger: the horn is worth a lot of money
    You: You should give it some m&m's
    Stranger: harvest it and sell it to your local voodoo shop
    Stranger: as for the "pony"...
    Stranger: well...it's delicious.
    You: That's true
    You: Especially if you eat it with some rainbows
    Stranger: eeeeew!
    Stranger: don't eat the rainbows! D=
    You: Rainbows are tasty!
    You: they taste like cupcakes!
    Stranger: well unicorn tastes better!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Part 2:

    You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
    Stranger: PLEASE DON'T RICK ROLL ME
    You: FUCKING RICK ASTLEY
    Stranger: WHAT A DOUCHE
    You: CHEEZEBURGERS
    Stranger: BACON
    You: BACON BURGER
    Stranger: OMG YES PLEASE
    You: OMG
    You: ZOMGZ
    You: ZOMBIES!
    Stranger: ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE
    You: AHSHSHHSAHAGHEJJBVADLHFAGHAKLHDSHAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    You: DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR?
    You: I DON'T
    Stranger: NEVER!
    You: NEVER!
    Stranger: NEVER EVER
    You: EVER!
    Stranger: EVERRRRRRRRRR
    Stranger: DERP
    You: HERP
    You: HERPEDY
    You: DERP
    You: DERP
    Stranger: HURRRRRR GUISE SRSLY
    You: HURR DURRR LOLZ
    You: GUISE
    Stranger: GUISE SRSLY GUISE IT'S NOT FUNNY GUISE
    You: LIEK OMGZ TTLY!
    Stranger: I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
    You: CHOCKOLATE RAIN
    You: *CHOCOLATE
    Stranger: I MOVE AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE TO BREATHE
    You: RAIN
    You: NUUUUUUUUUUU
    You: LUKE
    Stranger: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU LAWL
    You: I AM YOUR FATHER
    Stranger: STAR WARS IS MY FAVOURITE!
    You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: POKEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
    Stranger: I LOVE POKEMON OMG
    You: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: THE WINTER IS COMING
    You: OMG!
    You: THIS IS WINTEEEER!
    You: I CAN HAZ SCARF
    Stranger: I CAN HAZ CUDDLES
    You: U CAN HAZ CUDDLEZ FROM CATZ
    You: LOLCATZ
    Stranger: LOLCATZ<3
    You: LOOOOLCATZZZZZZZ
    Stranger: LOOOOOOLIN
    You: LLLLLLOOOOOLLLL
    Stranger: HURRR
    You: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
    Stranger: U MAD BRO?
    You: TROLLFACE.JPG
    Stranger: FUCKINGLOL.JPG
    You: LOOOOOLLLLL
    Stranger: HEHE
    You: I HAZ A COOKIEZ
    Stranger: I'M JEALOUS
    You: I IS SURRENDERING
    You: GOOD LUCK MIGHTY SOILDER
    Stranger: I CAN HAZ YOUR COOKIEZ
    You: NO
    Stranger: PLZ
    Stranger: PLZ
    Stranger: PLZ
    Stranger: GUISE
    You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: NO OMG GUISE
    Stranger: OMG GUISE UR SO MEEN
    You: I HAZ TO GOES
    Stranger: OKZ
    You: YOU CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGERZ
    Stranger: FANKOOOOO
    You: BYEZ
    You have disconnected.
    Epic convo in 2 parts is epic:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    How much herp could a herpderp derp if a herpderp could derp herp?
    Stranger: DERRRP
    You: Herp derp
    Stranger: herpin
    Stranger: derpin
    You: derp herp herpidy derp derp
    Stranger: HERPITY DERPITY
    You: hurr durr herpidy derp
    You: deerp
    Stranger: HURRRRR
    You: DURRR
    Stranger: derrrrrrp
    Stranger: HUR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    You: Herp
    You: DERP
    Stranger: WHAT IS HAPPENIG
    Stranger: HAPPENING LOL
    You: HERP
    You: DERP
    You: LOL
    Stranger: FFFFUUUUUU
    You: HURRRRR DURRR
    You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Stranger: RAGEEEEEEEEE!
    You: ME GUSTA HERP DERP
    Stranger: AWW YEAA!
    You: FOREVER ALONE
    Stranger: I AM...
    You: HERP
    Stranger: DERP?
    You: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
    Stranger: SON I AM DISAPPOINT
    You: FUCK YEA
    You: CLOSE ENOUGH
    Stranger: BRO! <3
    You: TRUE STORY BRO
    Stranger: COOL STORY BRO
    You: BROOOOOO
    Stranger: BRAHHHHH
    You: BREEAADASHASKDHFSÆLKHHHHHHH
    Stranger: BREAD?!!?
    You: BREAD!
    Stranger: FUCKING BREAD
    You: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER
    Stranger: BLOODY BUTTER, SUCH LIARS
    You: MOTHER OF GOD
    Stranger: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!?!
    You: A WIZARD DID IT!
    Stranger: WITCHCRAFT!
    You: DITTO
    You: FUCKING DITTO
    You: EVERYWHERE
    Stranger: FUCKING EVERYWHERE
    You: GAAAAHHHHHHH
    Stranger: MI CREYS
    You: I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER
    Stranger: CAT
    You: RELEASE THE KRAKEN
    Stranger: OMG THE KRAKEN
    Look:

    But Gardevoir aren't really fast.

    And here's the whole convo:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    What's the size of you're penis?
    You: I'm a girl
    Stranger: 0"
    You: And it's "your"
    You: Not "you're"
    Stranger: Oh my God! Someone who corrects the grammar like I do! I <3 YOU!
    You: YAY!
    You: LET'S GET MARRIED
    You: EVEN IF I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR GENDER
    You: CAPS LOCK
    Stranger: I'm a girl!
    You: lol
    You: I guess girls are just better at spelling
    Stranger: Lol. I guess so.
    You: I think the guy/girl who wrote the question is mad now
    Stranger: It upsets me that they got 'what's' right, but not your
    You: U MAD?
    Stranger: Lol.
    Stranger: If only the spy could talk.
    You: Yep
    You: He'd probably say something like "u go fck urslvs"
    You: lol
    Stranger: Oh my God.. I would die.
    You: Lol
    You: I say lol too much
    Stranger: I like to say zlol it's my own thing
    You: like the opposite of lolz
    Stranger: I say it means 'zebras laughing out lous'
    Stranger: loud*
    You: That's awesome :D
    You: Wanna know a secret?
    You: I'm really a zebra
    Stranger: REALLY!?
    You: YES!
    Stranger: I love you even more!
    You: YAYYY!
    Stranger: YAY!
    You: But... I'm already married. To a llama
    You: :C
    Stranger: Noooooo! D:
    You: I know D:
    You: I can't do this anymore, I have to go :(
    You: But I'll never forget you :'C
    You have disconnected.
    There's this thing on omegle where you and a stranger get a question to discuss and there's another stranger that made up the question. Here's how it went:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    hows the weed going?
    You: Very well, thanks for asking
    Stranger: super man
    Stranger: very super
    Stranger: its like grass
    You: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PINK T REX?
    Stranger: but its not
    Stranger: no man
    Stranger: thats darth vader
    Stranger: in his pink armor
    You: OH GOD IT'S A GIANT CHIPMUNK WITH RABIES
    Stranger: thats radical
    Stranger: and is it
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: its singing
    You: OH GOD
    You: THE SKY IS EATING ME
    Stranger: look at all the pretty clouds
    Stranger: whoaa
    You: WOOOWWWWW!!!
    You: SO PREEETTYYY
    Stranger: wow a carton of milk
    Stranger: that would go well with my weed
    You: NO WAI!
    You: I WANT IT
    Stranger: it split into 2
    Stranger: here have one man
    You: THANKS
    You: OH GOD, THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS EATING MEEEEeeeEEeeEeEEEEeeeeeeEeeee
    Stranger: my weeds wearing off
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: and im fresh out
    You: Oh nooo
    Stranger: guess ill just go masturbate or something to get high
    You: cool
    You: I'll go get some more weed, bye
    You have disconnected.
    Double yikes. D: Know wonder you have no where to go. :C
    How about hobbies then?
    Nowhere of interest to go to then?
    And heh only place I'm going to this weekend is a flea market tomorrow. :3
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