30 something friends speaks a different language to me (that's lots of internet friends)! You even say you are more "well-liked [...] on the chat and the forums", to me that translates into popularity. Or have I missed something? As to the respect difference I truly cannot see how you made that distinction or came to that conclusion.
Since this: "There is a difference between you and me, and that difference is invariably the reason why I am more well-liked and respected on both the chat and the forums than you are."
By your own admission you are super popular and have tons of friends, thus I think you fit the definition of cool kid unlike me