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Haha, don't mention Pikachu, people will figure it out right away that it's a pokemon
Except maybe my friend. We were at school in English class and there was a list of old stuff kids used to play with with pictures and there was a picture of a Pikachu doll and it said "Pokémon". I said "oh, hey, it's Pikachu" and my friend said, "No it's pokémon, look, it says it here" I sort of wanted to die.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, male, 26 here
You: Hi, female, lvl 15
Stranger: rather young
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I'll level up soon
You: I'm from Kanto
Stranger: where is kanto?
You: In the pokemon world
Stranger: and what do u do there?
You: I battle, mostly
Stranger: do u have a bf?
You: no, but my trainer is trying to find someone in my egg group to breed wiht
You: *with*
Stranger: so, its just masturbation for u?
You: No, pokemon don't masturbate
Stranger: how sad. so, what do u do to satisfy ur sexual needs?
You: I don't have any, I'm a pokemon
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: 20 m india u?
You: I'm lvl 15 f Kanto
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heya
Stranger: from ??
You: Kanto
You: How about you?
Stranger: london
You: Ok
Stranger: f 18 germany
Stranger: u ??
You: f, lvl 15
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: You too
Stranger: hows your life going ??
You: It's going fine, I was battling a Pikachu earlier but I won
Stranger: its good
You: Yep
Stranger: i was just getting boring
Stranger: so switched to omegle
Stranger: wat about u ??
You: Me too, I'm just chillin' at the pokecentre now
Stranger: u are 15 ,,,are u matured enoough
You: Yep, I can battle pretty well
You: I'm close to leveling up, and then I'll evolve into an Ivysaur
Stranger: are u matured,,,means did u masturbate
You: No, I don't know if Bulbasaur do that
Stranger: bulbasaur means ??
You: I'm a Bulbasaur
Stranger: ok
You: Bulbasaur is a species of pokemon
Stranger: actualyy i started at age of 15
You: Started what?
Stranger: masturbation
You: I don't know if Bulbasaur can masturbate
Stranger: every girl mastubate dear!!!
Stranger: do u know mastubating ??
You: No, not me
You: Do I know it?
You: I've heard of it, but Bulbasaur don't do that
Stranger: amazing,,,
Stranger: its good
You: Really?
Stranger: do u have boyfriend ??
You: No, but my trainer is trying to find someone I can breed with
You: So that he can have Bulbasaur eggs
Stranger: who trainer ?/
You: My trainer
You: His name is Red
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: sad today
You: Why?
Stranger: not select in tcs yeaster day
You: What's tcs?
Stranger: tata consultances services
You: What's that?
Stranger: no. 1 compeny in india for it sector
You: Ok
You: I was sad when I didn't get chosen by the trainer. He picked Squirtle, but then his rival picked me so it was all okay
Stranger: i didn't get placement ........ one of the worst day of my life
You: I understand how it feels, Charmander was very sad because no one picked him :C
Stranger: who is charmander
You: Charmander is one of my best friends, the other one is Squirtle
Stranger: ok
You: They are both really nice and even if I have a type advantage against Squirtle, he's really hard to beat
Stranger: i will try for next
You: Yes, I was patient when I wasn't picked and then Gary picked me so everything was ok
Stranger: what's your name ?
You: Bulbasaur
You: How about you?
Stranger: naren 21 an electrical engineer
You: Ok
You: I know some electric types
You: They're mostly nice
Stranger: ok . explain
You: Pikachu is on Ash's team and he's very nice, it's fun to battle with him
You: Most of the pokemon on Ash's team are fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm talking to some sad indian guy who didn't get picked for some tcs thing and I started talking about how I wasn't picked first, but then the rival picked me X)
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