Recent content by LightningFast

I'd do my offensive impression of him, DAH! What would you do if you were being attacked by angry Twilight Fans?

Change the subject. What would you do if the sky turned pink?

Punch THEM in the face, then eat the cake so long as it's not poison. Take that, ya cake hogging son of a :bash: What would you do if I called you a cake hogging son of a :bash:

I'd try to catch somthing relatively weak like a Magikarp, make sure it has my undying loyalty, evolve it, then use it to protect me against the other rampaging beasts that walk the earth. Then, reapeat until I have a team of six with other weak ones like Weedle and Pichu. What would you do...

Call tech support, DUH! What would you if you woke up one day and found you had every superpower immaginable?

Re: Pokemon World Government Two words; Brock Obama.