Recent content by Maleficent

I would have thought it'd be obvious. *transforms and swallows bird mid-flight* I applaud you on your abilities as a caretaker. It had a delightful flavor. And now I really must depart. Thank you for the late night snack.

Oh, I think you are serious. I simply think you overestimate your abilities and underestimate mine. Unfortunately for me, it will have to wait. Due to my minions' incompetence, there's a pesky prince I need to intercept. *sigh* Must I start doing everything myself?

If by challenge, you mean a light warm up followed by a snack, then yes. That oar will make for a nice toothpick. Bone fragments are such a nuisance you see.

Indeed, your situation is quite amusing. As for that oar, would you like to test it against my dragon form?

I'm not one to lend aid. Distress is more entertaining than joy.

I have appeared in various video games. I find the additional publicity helps with recruitment efforts. I tend to go through minions rather quickly.

Internet Troll: You bear a striking resemblance to one of my former minions. Unfortunately for him, he failed to meet my expectations.

*shrugs* I am the Mistress of All Evil.

You are correct, human I am not. I am a fairy, but unlike most of my kind, I have no desire to see people happy. Rather, I gain much amusement from their misery.

Thank you for inviting me. If you hadn't, I would have had to curse you all, and what a shame that would have been.

Re: Halloween Party 2011! Shooting or stabbing them in the head, decapitating them, breaking their necks all work well. Blowing them up too. Riza hawkeye Hello!

Re: Halloween Party 2011! Yes, many were once human. No idea. I mostly use guns.

Re: Halloween Party 2011! Colette Brunel Bio-Organic Weapon ---> dangerous (and ugly) creature engineered by the Umbrella or Tricell corporations. Worse than a zombie. If she's not killing or infecting people, no I don't.

Re: Halloween Party 2011! Colette Brunel Nice to meet you as well! Name's Jill. If you need any zombies or Bio-Organic Weapons exterminated, I'm the gal to call.

Re: Halloween Party 2011! Perfume is great for covering up the smell of death after going on a zombie killing spree.