But "how're" adds a whole other syllable to the word, which is inefficient. That is just unacceptable! UNACCEPTABLE, I SAY!
(But then again, that same logic would make "y'all" and "ain't" grammatical... oh well, we have reserves.)
It is illogical that my force field would suffer a failure. I was only manufactured a few Terran months ago so there would be no logical reason for it to suffer a failure
sorry I am readin Star Trek books right now so expect a lot of this from me for a while