Okami Takahashi

Trust me, I feel better already. Advanced antibiotics are really cool.

Ok. Being treated for lyme.

No, it's not wrong, although I sometimes recommend against it, and I'm sure most of us feel that it's not within our best emotional interest in the long run. We might sigh, but that's about it, especially if you both are happy. Shared experiences and common ground are important, and you're lacking quite a bit (species is quite a large gap to hurdle)... but you love whom you love, and who are we to judge? Personally, my experience has been a rather mixed bag with your types.

As to what we think of the human race over all, I can only answer for myself. I feel that humans are quite stupid, barely worth the praise they bestow upon themselves. I am consistently surprised that you people figure out how to breath... or even breed for that matter. Your culture climbed out on top, dominating everything else, and I do hold a bit of resentment towards that. However, we were unable to adapt to the changing times, so what does that say about us?

Sorry, I'm on a massive anti-male, anti-human bent at the moment (f***ing privileged, controlling f***s). Otherwise, my feelings would have been much gushier.

We're told we're simple. But your emotions are so simple compared.

So now you want to friend me? Haha, cute. :3

If they insist they're male, they're a regretter. "Male" gardevoir always identify themselves as gardevoir/female, regardless of genitalia, unless they're raised amongst humans (then they tend to be suicidal). It's why gardevoir are listed as the transgender icon on these forums.

It's clear that you didn't understand what you read.

So you have a regretter gardevoir? Not all gardevoir who have penises are regretters, you know. Regretters are actually rather rare, but really over-represented in message boards as they make a point to identify themselves. The non-regretters don't bother to identify themselves as anything but gardevoir.

Not only that, but that porn is almost always targeted towards humans, so they edit it for that audience.

It's ok. Most people only ever see gardevoir and gallade on imageboards and porn, much less ever bothering to actually talk to them. Humans rarely know what to expect with us, so they fill in the gaps. Not your fault.

I still need to add you on my 3DS! XD

Ok, a few things you should know about gardevoir before you try and speak to, or date us.

Firstly, we are smarter than you. Not alakazam or kadabra smart, but definintely up there with your geniuses.

Secondly, we do not think like you. We are alien, we are different, we have very different biological drives and senses far beyond what you have; our genders seem similar, but they are quite different and they have different roles and expectations that one may expect.

We are not humanshaped... we certainly look humanlike until you get to certain spots, and these differences surprise people (you humans are weird there!). To be honest, we think you all look like gallade.

I suggest you read my Sociobiology paper first for a more complete, if wordy, explanation. You will have to log in to deviantArt to read it. Failing that, you could just glance at my really old blog post here.

If you can't understand these things, don't become surprised when your gardevoir becomes suicidal.

...umm... allo...?

I decided to step down from my throne and enjoy life XDD

Yuuuuup. Otherwise I'd never have changed my avatar to a White Mage no matter how hot she is.

Er...thanks? It's only here for boob week (it goes down Monday).

Yes! I found out yesterday~!! And you're right, I had the biggest "fangirl freakout" when I heard the news!!! KYAAA~!!! XD

Well, I hope everything works out for you. Just be glad your 3DS is fine. I hate it when this crap happens. Undoubtedly, you do too, right? So I guess I shouldn't be sending you too many VMs just to keep the stuff easy. How 'bout you caramelldansen with your Gardevior while you're waiting for whatever, possibly a new comp to arrive.

There ARE a lot. I actually liked 5d's, though. I went from hating it to loving it. XD

Sure, that'd be great!

Now it's the prince's turn. XD

Oh, I see. The Kaito I speak of is from Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal. XD

Sure! But first, I'll have to figure out how to do it... I haven't really touched my 3DS for a while. ^_^

That sucks. And I didn't even know you could check messages on a 3DS, and I have one! XD

Who's the Kaito you're thinking of? ^_^