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  • So we got some sadomasochistic stuff goin' on here? ;O

    So piss off, you simply blemish my field of vision at this point. TELL ME YOU'RE LISTENING TO SOMETHING BY RADIOHEAD. MAYBE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T "KNIVES OUT".

    J3 QU01?

    (See, you're saying you aren't a narcissist because you are a narcissist. That's how it always works. So what the hell are you doing? I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING KIDS LISTEN TO THESE DAYS. IT'S CALLED DUBSTEP. So I'm guessing that's past the line between flattering and creepy, correct?
    OMG why wub woo too. :3)

    (It's so crazy that I invented the phrase "ass-over-anvil" just to describe it. :6 :6 :6 (My sentence can beat up your sentence.))

    OKAY, THEN WHAT ARE YOU INJECTING TODAY? *eagerly waits for present with a stupid grin on his face*

    You like being confused? Or do you only like confusing me?

    Piss off. You are of no practical use to me. Y-Y-YOUR WIDDLE JACKIE.

    3XPL41N, P0R F4V0R.

    (What narcissism? I'm not a narcissist, you're the narcissist here. Oh, really, now? ISN'T THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? In that case, I'll go raid your panties or something.
    ... Why wub woo?)

    (Society is freaking ass-over-anvil, and you know that. :. :. :. (Your sentence is really stupid.))

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING TODAY? Ooh, ooh, okay! *stays quiet and waits for his Bulbaversary* :D

    Eeyup.
    But I thought the whole reason we like each other so much is because we inhabit the same plane of psychosanity?

    Ma'am, is something wrong? You know what, I don't care. NO, I THOUGHT I WAS WORTH SOMETHING FOR A SECOND THERE.

    1 533. 4ND BY 7H47 1 M34N 1 D0N'7 533. C4R3 70 3XPL41N?

    (Okay, so what kind of problem are we supposedly trying to fix here, huh, wise guy? ... This relationship is quite one-sided. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW SOCIETY WORKS. What would constitute "crazy" here? Even I don't want to creep you out too much. :p
    Do you?)

    (And as I said, that's how society works. ::::::::::: (This sentence mentions Rod Stewart.))

    WHY WOULD I? I HAVE NO DESIRE FOR IT. Ooh, you could give me reasons as to why I'm useful for my Bulbaversary! :D

    *nods*
    Yeah.
    Who's usually the more confused one?

    What has begun? Can I help you, ma'am? I was expecting you to go straight for your reputation. :eek:

    5HUFFL1NG B37W33N Y0U 4ND PLU, 0R 50M37H1NG 3L53?

    (That's what they all say. And now I'm wondering about what you're doing for my Bulbaversary. ;) AT LEAST TELL ME YOUR MASTER PLAN IN A BIG OVERBLOWN MONOLOGUE LIKE VILLAINS DO! Does having a stalker flatter or discomfort you?
    So do you want to?)

    (... And then tell me the master plan in a big overblown monologue. c: c: c: (This sentence is self-referential.))

    WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY BE LYING FOR? TELL ME WHY I'M USEFUL.

    Yeah, y'know?
    GOD DAMN IT YOU'RE ON AND I HAVE TO GET OFF NOW
    FINE, ONE VM AND THEN I'M GONE, BROSKI

    No, I'm just waiting for an elaboration. You were waiting until I was finally as confused as you on something?

    Who are you again? Who do you value more: your reputation, or your widdle Jackie? :c

    0F C0UR53.

    (It doesn't? Well, you're gonna have to wait, 'kay? *sobs himself to sleep* I know your eye color from being a stalker.
    Not if you don't want to, bwoshki. :c)

    (What movies? :I :I :I (I guess so.))

    IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SCALE IT'S ON, I DO WHAT IS RIGHT. :I You mean you couldn't think of anything I'm useful for earlier?

    Yeah...
    Ohhh I see. Good then. >3

    And Pyrara.....I'm dying of boredom! D; Cure me of it before it's too late!
    See? :p

    Now did you ever buy conquest? I dont recall asking ya if ya did.
    Hmm?

    Well, in return for you respecting my narcissistic philosophy, I will give you the most personal thing a narcissist can offer somebody: aknowledgement of your existance and then immediate dismissal. Then post it in the thread? For me? :C

    M'K4Y. W3LL, 1 H4V3 N0 B0UND4R135, 1N C453 Y0U'V3 N07 Y37 N071C3D.

    (Well, clearly there's nothing to fix here, then. I'm the same way. In fact, I haven't fine-tuned your Bulbaversary present yet. Maybe I should set some time aside to do that. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS LET ME OUT OF ITS FOUL GRASP?! Your deep, near-black orbs of-- I mean, yeah. The slightest, yeah.
    Why wub woo bwoshki :3)

    ( Is there somehting physically inhibiting you from doing so? o-o o-o o-o (So, do you want to be all meta like this, or do you want to freshen the coat of blood on your precious guilloutine?))

    'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I THINK SHOULD HAPPEN. I feel so useful now! Anything you can come up with yourself, now?

    Hmm?
    Well, then I'm as stumped as you.

    Thank you. :I THEN AT LEAST TELL ME YOU'RE LISTENING TO SOMETHING BY RADIOHEAD RIGHT NOW! YOUR WIDDLE JACKIE WOULD BE HAPPY! THINK OF WIDDLE JACKIE!

    1 C4N'7 R3M3MB3R 1F 7H47'5 50M37H1NG 1'V3 541D 70 Y0U 0R PLU.

    (I see nothing wrong with it, myself. More than you usually do, I presume? *collapses into ball as his points slowly decline* I saw it in your eyes.
    :3)

    (Why not? It's okay, you can tell me. O_O o_o O_O (Well... increasingly vocal in your desire, shall we say.))

    AND GIVEN MY ORIENTATION, I WOULD HAVE NO DESIRE TO INDULGE MYSELF IN IT. :I I say you're cute and it makes you feel fuzzy? And is that it?

    Yeah, I like to, uh, spin things up a bit, youknowwhatI'msayin'?
    ... Puberty?

    No, that's solipsism. My beliefs are that you simply don't matter. :I NO, IT WON'T. TRUST YOUR WIDDLE JACKIE ON THIS.

    1 H4V3 N0 B0UND4R135.

    ("Better" can mean anything. Am I okay? :I So you made pretty much no progress in the slightest, correct? *holds out point and sobs* You're just saying that, I can tell.
    So does all of this mean something? :eek:)

    (No, no, that's okay, you can continue. :x :x :x :X (You seem kinda guilloutine crazy lately.))

    UH... THAT CAN BE MISCONSTRUED EASILY. Tell me how I'm useful!

    I tried to give it my own personal flair, you know?
    Okay, uh... in March of 2010... Pfft, I dunno.

    You should respect my beliefs. :I One song won't put that big of a dent in your reputation. Do it for your widdle Jackie! 8C

    YUH-HUH.

    (But seriously am I okay in that regard? :3 A lotus position. You know, in yoga and stuff. FOR THIS, YOU RECIEVE... a point... But you just said...
    What do most people get?)

    (Umm... I mean, I'm not surprised that you have some sort of diabolical plot, but... huh? :3 :3 :3 :3 :# (Hmm... 'kay.))

    WE'RE PILGRIMS, PIONEERS, PARENTS OF A NEW SOCIETY. LET'S MAKE PROSITUTION LEGAL. I'll be waiting. :3

    *ahem*
    One, two, one, two, three, four--
    GROOAUGH
    Thank you.
    Now Pyrara is that really a surprise? And here I was sure you knew better by know. Tsk tsk. :p
    Hmm. Okay, so, in March of 2010... you became a fan of The Agonist?

    What is this "you" you speak of? That does not factor into my philosophy. BUT... YOUR... WIDDLE... JACKIE.

    3V3N L0NG3R 7H4N Y0U D1D.

    (Okay, then I'm respectful of women always at every moment of my existance and never otherwise nuh-uh not this guy. :I Were you at least able to do a lotus? I CONCEDE THIS ARGUMENT, FOR YOU HAVE CLEARLY BESTED ME. 'Cause it sounds the most progressive, duh. Silly Pyra.
    I make you a textified version of an entire Metallica song, and you may or may not give me a hug. That's a good deal to me. :D)

    (T-take them, just don't kill me! Dx c; c; c; c; c; (Wait, you've already checked them out? Darn. :I))

    I GUESS. For what?

    Would you like me to serenade you?
    Is that when you became a fan of Arch Enemy?

    I'm a narcissist and you know that. YOUR WIDDLE JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE.

    1 KN3W 4B0U7 17 7H3 WH0L3 71M3. :I

    (Which would you prefer it be? That I can't think of any more sexist things to spout or that I'm actually respectful? How much progress have you made on the portal-hypnosis-type-stuff? WELL, DAMN, I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. I'm wondering if you were able to guess that "The Escape" is my favorite so far.
    Hopefully. :3)

    (Then here, have these! *frantically shoves points in Pyra's direction* Excellent. ;3 (In my excursions into The Agonist, I kept seeing Gojira in the recommendations. I thought "Well, I've heard of them, I guess now is as good a time as ever to check them out." My mind was blown.))

    AREN'T THOSE ILLEGAL? I look forward to the day when I become useful to you instead of a distraction/butt monkey.

    Well, no, it took me about five to learn the tabs.
    Then what happened in March 2010?

    But it was good for me! D: Just once, broski. FOR YOUR WIDDLE JACKIE. 8C

    UH, Y34H, 7H47, Y35. 1 5H0ULD'V3 7H0UGH7 0F 7H47 34RL13R.

    (Either that or I'm running out of jokes. But I'm laaaaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyyy. WHY THE HELL NOT? Okay, let's fire up "Void of Sympathy". :3
    So I'm not getting one for my Bulbaversary? D:)

    (Just don't kill me! Dx That's not cutesy talk, Pyra. But ;3 (You dig?))

    WOULDN'T THAT BE A SNUFF FILM? Well, if you ever get that problem again, do what I said, okay? I want to be useful!

    More practice than I've ever put into guitar.
    Yes Pyrara. xD And currently I have snivys, and petilils, next are munchlax. xD

    And I'm exhausted bleh. So I'm logging off early night. c:
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