Sadistic Blaziken

I'm back again.

OMG i'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Missed me?

Man...
Blaziken is really your hero, eh?
He's pretty cool...although I prefer Swampert.

Yes, having imperfect vision is illegal. Mine is 20/400, and I am being pursued by the police as we speak. XD

Although I could always incinerate them with my laser vision, which is powered x500 by my glasses.

"Well it's not like you you can be illegally blind..."

That has to be the best quote on the internet. XD

"Resident Stalker" started on a small forum.
It was going well, somewhat active, and an all right place overall. I was placed in charge of the games section and could access the moderation panel.
Soon, however, I was the most active member.
Every time a new member showed up, I'd chase them around (yay admin functions) until they got to what I call the "n00b section" to make an introduction thread.
I would trace the activity of anyone while they were online. I could see what they were viewing and when they had been last active.
All this ended, though, when the forum was upgraded. The new mod panel doesn't make sense to me!
Oh well. It could be worse.

Come on... will you be coming back so I can talk to you about the awesome creature that has flames AND claws?

You like blaziken? I see what you mean. For me it's zangoose. Aaaah... so sweet...

Wow, you do love Blaziken.

You REALLY love Blaziken.

I know...

Sorry...

Now I get it...

Well it's not like you you can be illegally blind...

I just don't know what legally blind means...

You need one of those, you know, braille pop-up things that plug into your computer.

Oh noes, it happened again... XD

Mine are like this, but they are all yellow and orange aqnd they make people blind...

whoa your profile colors are amazing!