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  • I'm the Black Mage, but I bet you knew that
    Yellow eyes my disguise, you like my pointy hat?
    I'm a master of the elements, but all of that's irrelevant;
    I step into a room and I'm invariably the elephant!
    I'm not just a pyro, I'm also pretty smart,
    And the fire in my hands comes directly from my heart!
    When push comes to shove, I want friends, I want love,
    I want a bride-to-be, family, all of the above
    And I'll be damned if I fail! Cuz' wouldn't that be tragic
    If I let you judge me by the color of my magic?
    And even if you're prejudiced and wanna make a mess of this,
    You're gonna be incredulous; I'll show you what a legend is!

    I'm just a lowly Black Mage
    Relegated to the backstage…
    There's so much I wish you knew,
    So that some day, you'll see I'm just like you!
    Ohhhh-ho, my life is a tragic paradox!
    I said ohhh-ho, I feel like a circle in a squarer box!
    Why am I afraid to pick a scepter or a blade?
    I could focus on one and son, I'd have it made!
    Until that day, I'm just a man on a quest,
    But mark my words, I'm gonna be the best!

    Hey there, it's me, the team's only lady!
    I throw like a girl and I punch like a baby,
    So the guys in the party tend to take me for granted,
    This enchanted lady's a shade disenchanted!
    "I am your equal," What a silly notion!
    It's not about size, it's the motion in my potion!
    I don't ask much, just for someone to say,
    "Hey White Mage, good job today!"

    Maybe I don't have the strength to wield
    An elven sword or a mythril shield,
    But my heart is strong, and my wand is too!
    So try to keep in mind
    That without me, you'd be so screwed!
    I am the Red Mage, I can do it all!
    Both kinds of magic and swordplay too, y'all!
    So many skills that it takes to be a hero
    A jack of all trades but a master of zero…

    What am I great at? Nothing, I'm told
    Ya see, I always get the bronze, but never the gold!
    Well, someday soon, I hope to be the best
    Just for a moment better than the rest!
    So here we are, three mages on a quest!
    Of course, there's a fourth, but as you might've guessed,
    He doesn't understand what it is to be a mage,
    So we're gonna tell you now! Gonna open that cage, gonna let you in,
    Gonna turn that page in the book that is the story of our lives!
    The glory of a fantasy, a Final Fantasy,
    And if you wanna hear about it, I'm the man to see!

    Also IN THE RED MAGE.
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