RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[IncineROAR]

So while we are out and about in Mordor, let me just clear some things up.

A "muggle" is actually any person who does not partake in the world of Pokemon.

 

[Icy Wind]

A "muggle" is actually any person who does not partake in the world of Pokemon.

So, you’re a muggle then?

 

[IncineROAR]

So, you’re a muggle then?

*raises wand*

Impedimenta!

*curse backfires and Voldemort transfigures into an old lady with a cat*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*turns your shoe into a woman's prada purse and freezes the fire*

Hell is now frozen over. Now to go curse Sauron, I'm taking over this place.

So you want to fight against me? Well, I’ve got some bad news for you.

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Z1v_xuBqjo

 

[LazySpy]

*Marle and Lucca start crying and hang themselves on a nearby tree.*
*Robo explodes from sadness, Magus gets killed by Lavos, Frog is shot by a hunter who then eats him and sells his armor in a black market, Ayla and Kino are killed by Reptites, and most importnantly Crono's cat is petrified after a close encounter with a basilisk, and Mandragoras are considered extinct.*
*In the end, the future refused to change...*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You cannot hope to compete against the mighty villains.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

*Send a Master Ball at Sauron*

 

[LazySpy]

*Revives at Death Peak and goes back in time to restore the timeline's continuity.*
Now that this is behind me, I'll go to a 100-year long coma a'la BOTW Link.
B Y E.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*the Master Ball fails, since Sauron is not a Pokémon*

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

or is he? Duh duh duh!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Sauron is the Dark Lord and Ruler of Middle Earth. He is not a Pokémon.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

One don't necessarily exclude the other... Look Arceus.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

If Arceus was actually the creator of the universe, do you really think that a mere Poke Ball could contain Arceus?

It’s all mythology and nonsense. Cyrus’s plan was doomed to fail in the first place becaus mythos is never actually accurate.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

I think you want to hide the fact that you are really a Pokémon.

 

[LazySpy]

Don't say such things. My friend once did and once he died, he woke up surrounded by angry Gods wielding clubs.

(Refference very intentional.)

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Meh. Clubs are beaten by hearts and spades.

 

[LazySpy]

*Brings forth a tank.*
C'mon then, I can show you how we do this in Briggs!

 

[IncineROAR]

*transfigures Sauron into a Bidoof*

@OccultCharmelon try sending that Master Ball again.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*uses the Rings of Power to undo Voldy’s paltry spells*

 

[IncineROAR]

*casts a spell to cause Sauron to grow long flowing blonde hair that would make Lucius Malfoy jealous*