The Situation Room 3.0

[Maniacal Engineer]

Someone stop Engie from changing names. Gah! I can't keep track...

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

 

[Snowy]

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSYmb_IkHU0

 

[Ereshkigal]

The only way to stop Engie from changing names is to alter his essence enough that he cannot be named.

So, who wants to help me turn him into an eldritch abomination?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*ties Ereshkigal to the railroad tracks*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Unties @Ereshkigal* Sure, I'd love to aid you in your noble effort.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Curses! Foiled again!

 

[Ereshkigal]

*gets out my Little Mad Scientist Genetic Engineering Kit and some samples of Cthulhu DNA*

Engie, hold still... this is only going to hurt to the point the concept of pain will seem inadequate to describe what you are feeling.

@Wispy Willow You may need to hold him down...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Never!

*runs away into the sunset*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Manipulates some tree roots to trip ^ and tie him down*

Sorry I'm late - he's all yours, @Ereshkigal, do what you must.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Curses! I'm usually the one to tie people to railroad tracks. This is absurd!
*slices through the roots with his cane and flees*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Repeats the prosess, this time knocking said cane just out of reach*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*uses hat to extend the reach just a bit, snags the cane, and escapes to a place with no trees*
*laughs and twirls his mustache*

 

[Ereshkigal]

*builds and army of cows with guns and sends them after Snidely*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*uses his army of trained timber wolves to defeat the cows*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Bribes ^'s timber wolves to capture him instead*

 

[Ereshkigal]

*sends in chickens with choppers to provide air support for the cow army*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Gives said birds some seeds to extend the reach of the forest (eventually)*

Someday we'll get him! Someday...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*since chickens are idiots, they just crash the helicopters into the advancing cow army*

Looks like your plan crashed and burned.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qqg9QNK0B8

 

[Wispy Willow]

oh well at least those seeds were scattered far and wide

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

And burned up in helicopter crashes...