Fortunately and Unfortunately

[Peridorito]

Unfortunately, there's an alien invasion and they start to steal everything

 

[MegaPod]

Fortunately, they do that by encapsulating our entire solar system in a forcefield and transporting it to a vacant space in their galaxy, so pretty much nothing on Earth drastically changes. Well, except our view of space beyond our solar system, of course.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Unfortunately, Funky Kong stubbed his toe on a manchineel tree; and the fruits and tree sap fell unto him like an avalanche.

 

[Cinnabar]

Fortunately, he was able to eat the fruit and not go hungry.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Unfortunately, he got a stomachache from eating too much.

 

[Greninjaman]

Fortunately, he had medicine to cure his stomachache.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Unfortunately, Funky Kong's digestion of the manchineel fruits and exposure to manchineel trees in general equaled an immensely agonizing and incurable experience.

 

[Greninjaman]

Fortunately, a magical fairy appeared and cured him using her magical power to cure anything.

 

[toastghost]

unfortunately, this was a spy for lucifer, who was planning on eradicating the human race

 

[toastghost]

fortunately, due to the kindness of the user who decided to revive this thread, he decided to postpone his destruction for a few years later.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Unfortunately, in Hell, Lucifuge Rofocale, Lucifer's appointed prime minister and treasurer of Hell; ended up suffering a blowout due to mishandling of finances, treasures, and being repeatedly scammed by NFT deals, and thus 666.6% of Hell's assets have been frozen by the IRS.

 

[toastghost]

fortunately, lucifer can use his powers to summon down the irs and torture them until they let up

 

[JollyYoshi]

Unfortunately, Lucifer does not exist in this timeline meaning we must use unexisying technology to put him in here