Rainbow Rocket Recruitment

[Glitchipedia]

Prepare for trouble....and make it double!

To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

<glitchy Nidoran♂ cry>

Ahem....if it isn't clear, I'm pledging my loyalty to Giovanni. Can't go wrong with the classics.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Prepare for trouble....and make it double!

To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

<glitchy Nidoran♂ cry>

Ahem....if it isn't clear, I'm pledging my loyalty to Giovanni. Can't go wrong with the classics.

Welcome aboard! Glad to have yeh on Team RR.

 

[BackSet]

Can't go wrong with the classics.

Also Giovanni’s suit looks better than Lysandre.

 

[Alpine64]

Also Giovanni’s suit looks better than Lysandre.

I agree

 

[Calvinッ]

Plasma looks like a whole different kind of cult.

Cult is a strong word, we prefer the term friendly group.

 

[skywaffles]

I sure hope my friend doesn't join a Satanic Friendly Group!

 

[Alpine64]

I sure hope my friend doesn't join a Satanic Friendly Group!

I laughed harder than I should've

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Also Giovanni’s suit looks better than Lysandre.

no questions on that one.

 

[GalarChamp_Cinderace]

I will gladly join you! I will totally destroy you with my level 100 Gigantamax Cinderace, though.

 

[skywaffles]

I will gladly join you! I will totally destroy you with my level 100 Gigantamax Cinderace, though.

Which division? Aqua?

 

[GalarChamp_Cinderace]

Which division? Aqua?

Magma.

 

[Alpine64]

If Team Rainbow Rocket dissolves, we will happily kick your ass with our water types

 

[Glitchipedia]

Team Rainbow Rocket cannot dissolve under the leadership of Giovanni. "To unite all peoples within our nation" is a commitment, not a convenience.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Team Rainbow Rocket cannot dissolve under the leadership of Giovanni. "To unite all peoples within our nation" is a commitment, not a convenience.

We'll stick around with Rainbow Rocket fer now, because it suits our goals, but once we've got what we need, we'll be on our way.

 

[Alpine64]

Team Rainbow Rocket cannot dissolve under the leadership of Giovanni. "To unite all peoples within our nation" is a commitment, not a convenience.

Other timelines say otherwise... anyways, how did a regional champion join Rainbow Rocket?

 

[Glitchipedia]

We'll stick around with Rainbow Rocket fer now, because it suits our goals, but once we've got what we need, we'll be on our way.

You seem to be under the impression that you have a say in the matter. Don't worry, though, our leader shall quickly put such absurd notions to rest.

 

[Alpine64]

You seem to be under the impression that you have a say in the matter. Don't worry, though, our leader shall quickly put such absurd notions to rest.

Archie was invited, meaning he could've rejected the request. He can leave at will.

 

[Glitchipedia]

Archie was invited, meaning he could've rejected the request. He can leave at will.

It may have appeared that way to you. The boss is a consummate gentleman, but do not mistake that for a sign of weakness. He always gets what he wants, by any means he deems necessary.

 

[Alpine64]

It may have appeared that way to you. The boss is a consummate gentleman, but do not mistake that for a sign of weakness. He always gets what he wants, by any means he deems necessary.

There is a certain someone who would probably go farther if given the chance. Just because we're currently unified as one, don't think your boss is all powerful. Sure, he is certainly powerful but he can be defeated.

 

[Glitchipedia]

There is a certain someone who would probably go farther if given the chance. Just because we're currently unified as one, don't think your boss is all powerful. Sure, he is certainly powerful but he can be defeated.

Defeated? Never. Only delayed. Resist all you like, but one way or another, you will come to see things Team Rocket's way. And why shouldn't you? After all, under Giovanni's leadership, all of us stand to prosper for eternity. All the multiverse exists for our glory.