edeneh

Are you gonna end up doing the Pokesav requests any time soon?

Have you ever heard of a little thing called the "Micro Touch?"

HALLO.

Sure. You make thread?

Your avatar is awesome.

If your legs are hairier than mine are, I'll eat my hat...!

Wait, your hair problems are that bad??!

Oh, that's right. You people often have issues with leg hair. Wasn't there some special means of hair removal in which you could apply this stuff on whatever part that you want free of hair, wipe it off & boom, your hair is gone? There "might" be...

Anyhow, how bad is that leg hair problem of yours?

Well, at least you won't have to deal with mounds after mounds of facial hair like I've got. The damn shit always grows back, which means that I've got to shave on a near constant basis, & it doesn't help the fact that my hair is thicker than molasses in January. That means the risk of mutilating my face are quite up there. I had one time when I cut myself so many times in one go that I'm like, "I'm so going to $%*#ing bleed to death!"

Do you ever fuss around with your hair or something like that?

*sigh* There are times in which I wish I was a girl, even with all the repercussions that come with it...

Do you enjoy being a girl?

I'd like to see that on your livestream... but not yet, though...

...& why should that hold any signifigance in your life??

...& what did you do on Saturday??

Well, pregnancy is most likely going to be putting a huge strain on that "bladder of steel" that you claim to have, as that expanding uterus is going to be squashing that like a fucking pancake. If you don't end up having to go pee around ten plus times each day, you'll consider yourself fortunate...

I suppose it does...

Anyhow, do you have any plans on getting married & having children?

Really? How often did that happen? & were you really embarrassed whenever that happens?

Ahh, you finally speak to me!

Anyhow, did your bladder ever spontaneously erupt, thus wetting yourself??

Have you ever gotten a Urinary Tract Infection??