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Zeraora's drunken behavior and various misdemeanors has left the furry with such an astonishing criminal record that it became a wanted criminal. Because it never properly could stimulate static electricity within itself, it took to either doping itself with battery acid or just flat out robbing...

Lucario never smiled again. Even before the sensation of free will and touch had forcibly been stripped away from it without death's cold touch by the foul predation of an incoming car, it never bared its odorous canine molars at anyone's face ever again because of all the hatred. Not since...

Although they never reached the level of success that fellow 'Drake'-bodied Dracovish enjoyed: what with not only becoming a superstar of fighting competitions through an indomitable bite but also received accolades aplenty for being the author of the award-winning psychological-horror novel...

After getting laid off of their office job, Kommo-o struggled trying to find jobs due to their physiology; which is ultimately adapted for a bestial environment. See, the clamorous, scaly coating that adorns their body sheds more easily than what their sturdiness may imply. Kommo-o tend to shed...

Indeed, Hackazam vigilantly honed their skills in a pocket dimension made by their might. This was the plot for a 40-episode filler arc that simply served as padding for Hackazam's final showdown against the final villain of their unsuccessful show. The manga adaptation, once it matched up to...

And rightfully so. It has been almost a year since Hackazam had already retired from their antics as by now the populace considers their schtick passé, so why are reruns of their show still getting syndicated? It's especially jarring since what's being broadcast is the final season before...

Arceus, after having their religion decline in favor for a "New Testament" established from the influx of a pantheon that consisted of stronger, statistically-superior Pokemon, decided that the only way to live through life now is to be "born again" in their own way. They wanted to humble...

It would be an unrealistic delusion to assume that Hackazam is a badass among Pokemon. Along with the fact that they don't fight fair, they have a crippling lack of maturity that makes them incredibly insecure and prone to making decisions that screw over the people they're acquainted with, and...

Don't let all those dog fanatics deceive you, Boltund is a maleficent hellhound and a murderer with no regards to the empathy and love of others. Not only did its body count reach to a billion in digits, but, through a complicated process that ends with multiple poor Pokemon framed, it...

But even if Darkrai had been bested by the kiss from Cutiefly; they smugly laughed as they're fully aware that Cutiefly constantly overcompensates for love that's well beyond their grasp; having tried to avenge a Kangaskan they only knew an hour ago. Cutiefly in general are born as changelings...

It seemed like Greninja's personal midlife crisis was being alleviated. They went on their own after Squishy and Z2 divorced, and decided to start a new career in real state speculation. But as the years go by, the skinny frog grew more and more cognizant of the reception that they receive. It...

Magikarp too, is a Pokemon who is nothing more but a despairing washout amidst the world of sin. By the turn of two decades, no one has ever laughed at a Magikarp joke; and those that do attempt one end up getting either ridiculed on image boards or doxxed. In fact, not even the most manchildish...

Despite having bested the Pokemon equivalent of Sun Wukong/Son Goku, Alakazam felt no satisfaction. In fact, our mustachioed friend has been suffering an existential crisis. They have been doing nothing but constanly repeat the same joke involving Vanillite for almost an entire decade despite...

Honchkrow did this because they mistook Xerneas for Stantler, who works for the IRS. See, as the leader of the mafia, Honchkrow's got a list of crimes under their belt: stealing a Greninja's skeleton (which resulted in Honchkrow getting their medical license revoked), illegal trafficking of...

Having awakened from its slumber after vanquishing the Garchomp that had been ravaging its forest, Xerneas was overcome by a storm of despair and despondence upon seeing the state of the forest it had formed from its nature-manipulating abilities: all chopped away and reduced to a barren field...

Feeling macho over having bested the countryside's local strongman, Braviary's fervor intensified to barbaric levels, even though it was an unfair 'match' to begin with as Machamp themself was just reading a bedtime story to the orphanage until Braviary Air Slashed Machamp right on the groin...

And from that day onward, Hawlucha's soaring career was shot down like a game bird; Hawlucha's stint as a heel, starting from the controversially brutal move of Brick Break on the head, was taken by the judges as poor taste, and so did the rest of the audience. In fact, a former fan of...

Gigalith... was never able to move again. 100 base power is an understatement when one 'typical' Earthquake ended up causing the entire fucking mountain to collapse onto the earth. Being immovably nailed deep into the earth by a country-sized mound of rocky material, Gigalith could neither...

Quagsire, who usually spends most of its life crashing boats by colliding into them with its thick skull, continued to swim idly. It was just about to snap the nearby fisherman's boat in two... until it suddenly found itself within the confines of a field of colorful flowers, with no trace of...

Lycanroc can only cry out a despairing howl as its agonized voice and life gets drowned out by the devouring maelstrom that is Sableye's Hydro Vortex; which itself has been initiated by the esoteric art of Octazooka.