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  1. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You don’t go to school today, or ever, because you are now dead. I wish for nothing.
  2. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You’re dead now, so you’re neither lucky nor unlucky. I wish for a delicious, kosher, sandwich.
  3. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. They’re all rotten and stink horribly. I wish I could skip Passover forever.
  4. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, you get banned from the forums for forgetting to post a wish. I wish that every egg hatched in Pokémon games was a Shiny Pokémon.
  5. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but they eat you and every human on the planet. I wish for every Pokemon to be at my command.
  6. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    GRANTED! *your hair, much like the rest of your body, briefly glows green as you are EXTERMINATED by the Daleks* I wish for reality to end.
  7. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but then I buy them all before you get a chance. I wish for tuna fish.
  8. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You are removed from existence entirely. I wish for a doomsday device.
  9. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it is only as tall as your foot. I wish Pichu would evolve.
  10. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You can a can of E-Cola from that episode of Spaceballs the Cartoon Series. I wish my shiny Pikipek had a better nature and remained Shiny.
  11. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. The jacket rips, instead, and is unrepairable. I wish that Metagross resisted all types and had no weaknesses.
  12. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Instead, you find yourself allergic to apples, and, while you don't die, you find yourself very sick and suffer endlessly for the rest of your days. I wish this meeting was over...
  13. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but the pie had a bomb in it, which exploded upon being eaten. You still die. I wish that I didn't have to be at a meeting in five minutes.
  14. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It was made with poison apples, so you die. I wish that nobody was allergic to peanuts.
  15. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but it's splatted in your face, and you don't get to eat any of it. I wish that Lego was less expensive.
  16. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It's cow pie flavored pie. I wish for a time machine.
  17. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Now people get peppery over things instead and, somehow, that's much worse. I wish I had made better decisions last night.
  18. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You're now well done instead, but you're still cooked. I wish that life wasn't so complicated.
  19. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You lose the key and don't have any spares. I wish to score a perfect 300 in ten frames while bowling.
  20. Magnificent Entertainer

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but it shoots a laser out of its ass and kills you. I wish for more vacation days from work without losing my job or taking a pay cut.
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