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  1. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted but the dude who gave it to you stole it from the government. FBI open up! I wish Digimon were real
  2. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You destroy your home country in the process! I wish I could clone dinosaurs!
  3. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted you are now a ditto stuck in the daycare for eternity. I wish to be a demigod
  4. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Grabted, but her voice actor is Seth MacFarlane I wish I could do better impersonations of Peter Griffin
  5. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted but it's full of carnivorous plants, that crave human flesh. I wish I could change history to make it better. Maybe starting by taking out a certain dictator from the 1930s.
  6. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but you can only draw pictures of sloths dressed like pimps. As in, if you try drawing anything else, your hand corrects it into pimp sloths. I wish I could talk to sloths.
  7. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    granted, but the earth is turned upside down on its axis as a result I wish there was a real-life equivalent to Jurassic Park
  8. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, you cause this big blue sphere to go into another Ice Age. I wish humans never evolved in the first place
  9. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but the paradox you created unleashes ten thousand years of darkness! I wish I could divide by zero
  10. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but her new friend smokes too much I wish I was a real zookeeper.
  11. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but she's possessed by the devil or something... I wish Hi-Rez would quit goofing off and finally add Set to SMITE's roster!
  12. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You're stuck in Walmart until you find whatever it is you planned on buying. I wish I could sleep more
  13. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It's decaf. I wish my rent was lower
  14. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    granted, but it's all melted and stuff. I wish I was omnipotent.
  15. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, you are now in a coma for life. I wish I had a pet Tyrannosaurus.
  16. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. However, it has traces of cyanide. I wish I could fly.
  17. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but the human race goes extinct. I want a pet tyrannosaurus.
  18. Kung Fu Ferret

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but you are banned after a week for a bad joke. I wish I had a pet honey badger.
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