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  1. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You literally no longer wish for anything, and simply let yourself wither away from a sheer lack of wanting anything that would prevent that from happening. I wish for a costume of Janet from The Good Place
  2. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Siren Head plays a happy story for you to hear with its “speakers” as it pursues you, until it inevitably...catches you... I wish for a Galarian Weezing card
  3. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it’s been fully charged by a rhinoceros. I wish for some Hippeas brand puffed snacks in the house
  4. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. That’s all the money you have now and will ever get from now on. I wish for a Dhelmise figurine
  5. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    I wish I were better at talking to people
  6. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but that person is a real weirdo. I wish for a haircut.
  7. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You are forced to spend your days literally assembling 1,000 robotic men who, upon completion of the whole army, will automatically turn on you and kill you. I wish to create an artful background for my latest Pokémon drawings
  8. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. A planet-eating behemoth named July, who was scheduled to arrive centuries later, can now make it to our solar system tomorrow. I wish for a good night of sleep.
  9. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. The Earth becomes completely invisible, so you only see the sky below you when you look down. Granted, but an enemy ninja clan attacks you for ninja-ing me. I wish for a Snorunt plushie.
  10. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Now to turn on or off the lights in your house, you have two switches to flip: one in whatever room you’re lighting or darkening, and one in the basement. Have fun! I wish for a Dhelmise GX to be revealed.
  11. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but you forget this game exists. I wish for a shiny Meltan
  12. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. One poisoned chocolate, coming right up! I wish for a working washing machine and dryer.
  13. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It’s a plushie of Kantonian Vulpix, manufactured in Alola. Oh yeah, and the “Manufactured in Alola” sticker is sewn over the poor plushie’s face. I wish for a glass of Kool-aid
  14. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Everything you want to buy now costs negative infinity, and even a single purchase creates a massive paradox. I wish for a Jukebox Pokémon to be officially released.
  15. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You horribly fail an emissions test which you didn’t know Gogoat need to pass. I wish for salsa.
  16. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Absolutely nothing exists. I wish for the ability to turn invisible
  17. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It’s a regular Revive that only works on Max. I wish for new jeans.
  18. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but NO ONE CAN READ IT!!!!1!!1! ^I wish that someone would finally corrupt this.
  19. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You get snarkiness. I wish you would read my last post and corrupt the wish I made!
  20. MegaPod

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but I use my wish to wish that you’re tossed into a stormy ocean with no boats or aircraft around to rescue you. :P
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