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  1. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but now your next wish will never be granted. I wish it was Friday.
  2. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, you never wake up again. I wish people wouldn't set off fireworks before November 5th.
  3. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, the influx of traffic crashes the entire Bulbagarden website (Wiki, forums, blogs, news, and all) even harder than your new signature. I wish colds didn't exist.
  4. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it's Lucy from Elfen Lied. I wish for cake.
  5. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but you forget to turn it back while forming fists and end up stabbing your palms. I wish Pringles were cheaper.
  6. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, then I corrupt your wish. I wish I had something to eat.
  7. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but then your treasure is taken by Shovel Knight. I wish my bedroom light wouldn't go on the fritz again.
  8. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, they're all torn out with industrial strength pliers. I wish this game I'm playing right now was easier.
  9. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, Christmas is now on November 31st. I wish I could fly.
  10. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but I've eaten it. I wish for some mercy.
  11. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It's a Sunkern. I wish the next pseudo-legendary Pokémon isn't another Dragon type.
  12. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, someone corrupts it. I wish for pizza.
  13. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it's dead again by tomorrow. I wish I could think up a wish right now, seriously.
  14. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, everyone makes fun of you for being a filthy casual. I wish I could ride a bike.
  15. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it takes 1,000 years. Portal 3 is released in 3016. I wish for my wash to wish wash as I watch.
  16. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, he starts a war with Coca-Cola and the Kool Aid man that kills millions. I wish for my wish to wish for a wish.
  17. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, now it's just death. I wish for the user below me to have their wish corrupted.
  18. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it now rains forever. No more sunny beaches. I wish for two wishes.
  19. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, it gets corrupted into an uncorruptible wish. I wish we knew exactly why Alolan Raichu came to be.
  20. Gengarzilla

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, everything in the world now costs $1,000,000. Even the bikes. I wish it weren't so warm here.
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