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  1. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Unfortunately, you always wake up an hour later than you intend to. I wish for orange juice.
  2. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You burst into flames. I wish for more apples.
  3. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You become so chill that you cannot differentiate right and wrong. You eventually commit an unspeakable crime, all the while thinking what you did was perfectly fine. You receive the death penalty. I wish I had some tea.
  4. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You wish for me to be rich. I wish I didnt run out of lotion.
  5. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You get nothing instead. I wish for my headache to go away
  6. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It stabs you, somehow. I wish my sick cat would get better.
  7. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. The wish can never be used. I wish Legos weren’t so expensive.
  8. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Upon eating the potato bread, every nuke on the planet proceeds to detonate. I wish I had better luck finding materials.
  9. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You I wish for a mathematically perfect quartz crystal, 2 inches tall, .5 inches in width and length, and perfectly symmetrical .
  10. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You explode. I wish that I couldn't be cut.
  11. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. However, you can no longer attempt to create paradoxical wishes. I wish for a frog
  12. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming power of this thread, this post has an effect. You are banished to the Distortion World. I wish I hadn't burned my tongue on oatmeal
  13. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    I wish I could find the charger for my Nintendo Switch
  14. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Your fingernails, however, are extremely brittle I wish I had food right now.
  15. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You drop your pie. I wish for money.
  16. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You can never die, and you find that mere existence is pain. I wish I would stop running out of balls in GO
  17. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You die. I wish I could catch a shiny Sableye in GO
  18. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. One person has a Mimikyu theme, while every other member of BMGf has a Shedinja theme I wish I knew what to wish for
  19. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Your home is now filled with Vulpix plushes, to the point where you can no longer go inside. I wish HD wasn't banned
  20. Cilantro

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted, but he never posts anything I wish I had more Sableye plushes
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