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  1. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

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  2. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It was permanently removed instead. I wish I had a vial of the pure G virus (not the version that causes mutations and such).
  3. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Fifteen feet of snow falls on your area in a week. I wish for rain.
  4. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You are teleported to a planet made entirely out of chamomile tea. There's no land anywhere on the planet... I wish for two Switches.
  5. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! But you fail to capture it because you're out of Pokeballs. I wish for ZinnLav's last wish to have never happened :p
  6. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. But, your computer explodes every time you use it.
  7. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You're now a Ditto. I wish for a tank to help me deal with crazy drivers on the road.
  8. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You are teleported to the end of your lifespan, and your victim is yourself at the end of the murder spree this very wish has spawned. I wish I could alter time at will.
  9. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! It's new, Water-Flavored Kool-Aid! It looks and tastes exactly like plain water, yet somehow has 50,000,000% of your daily sugar recommendation (per glass). I wish for the above drink to replace alcohol.
  10. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. But it's stolen. From the Mafia. And they know you took it. And now you have red hair and are a step-child. I wish Nintendo would accept Bowsette.
  11. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. It's a Rotom form only available as a limited-edition Pokemon Go release in Japan. I wish Rotom could evolve.
  12. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! One set of fresh baked cookies, just like old Shub-Niggurath makes! I wish for the secret of immortality.
  13. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! A Guzzlord ate them. I wish the Guzzlord would stop eating.
  14. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. Everyone dies from dehydration five minutes before the servers explode from overuse. I wish the above about servers exploding wasn't actually possible.
  15. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. But in the zombie-infested post-apocalypse you are teleported to, you really wish school was the worst of your problems. I wish for a ring of wishes that has every wish automatically grant me more wishes.
  16. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. The constant impact from quarters dropping from the sky kills millions and goes down in history as one of the worst natural disasters humanity has ever faced. I wish money were not literally actually worth less than the paper it's printed on.
  17. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted. You're the ghost woman in Planscape: Torment. I wish to become immortal like the Changing God in Torment: Tides of Numenera.
  18. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! You are now the architect for the Death Star. And its replacements. Plenty of stuff to do! I wish I had my own Death Star. Only, with a grill-covered exhaust port.
  19. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! And then the Mafia Godfather knocks on your door to ask about his stolen pantry... I wish chain chomps existed.
  20. Ereshkigal

    Corrupt a Wish v2

    Granted! You're convicted for 132,714 counts of hacking and gain plenty of friends while in prison! I wish I didn't hate myself.
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