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  1. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts spoilers for an upcoming movie. They explode violently, and every turn a user will either leave the cupboard, or destroy another item. This effect cannot be negated on existing items, which will be marked with an "*" if they have the movie spoiled...
  2. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Oh no! Bonzi Buddy finished downloading! Luckily, it runs into a driver issue and lays dormant. The luser is satisfied. Inserts a dream catcher. This traditional ornament eases nightmares through magic. Or something. Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_ Reset Button Ib Music Pterodactyl Heat Sink...
  3. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts the luser. The luser will "download" random items from the internet. Such items will be annoying most of the time, but rarely can wipe the cupboard. She takes three turns to download another item after finishing one, but they'll be a forewarning when she starts. Server Closet...
  4. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts the Heat Sink into the cupboard. In addition to providing a stylish way to wash dishes, it also converts the Cupboard into a Server Closet. The server closet can have a single Operating System on it at once. Right now, the Closet is running GNU/Linux. In order to change the OS, once must...
  5. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts some music. Cupboard: Reset Button Ib Music
  6. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts a timey-Wimey wibbly-wobbly detector. Effect: Warns people of the angels, allowing them to escape death.
  7. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts the cream pie. Effect: Delicious and perfectly creamy.
  8. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    The Itchy Sweater latches on to Excadrill. Exca's nullifying effect tries to activate, but it's drill just get's all twisted in ungodly itchiness. All effects have returned to normal, except the sweater is permanently attached to Excadrill.
  9. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts the Itchy Sweater. Effect: It grabs on to living things and makes them so itchy their effects are suppressed for a turn. Then, it jumps off after three turns, and splits into two itchy sweaters which attach to other things, and so on. It can only be removed by adding three different...
  10. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts a quantum timestream retrodivider. Effect: It splits the timestream, creating BMGf many years ago and starting the never ending fight of LPW. The wrinkled thing condenses to become BMGf itself. Cupboard: Time Vortex Remnants (Dissapear after 3 turns)
  11. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts Isidar Mithrim. Effect: Not much...yet Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel, Confused) Saru Blade (Covered Towel) Protector (Holding Towel) Medi-Ko (asleep) + (Using towel as blanket) Double Bed (Toweled) Hatty Hattington (Holding towel, using as handkerchief) Sunny Milk (Towel) Luna Child...
  12. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts the Towelnator 9000 Effect: Spews out massive amounts of towels and, every other turn, one H2G2 related item. Users may tell items they placed in the cupboard to drop their towels on the floor. Cupboard: Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel) Saru Blade (Holding Towel) Protector (Holding...
  13. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts a few empañatas Effect: Delicious.
  14. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts a mass pie explosive driver. Effect: Consumes pies to accelerate itself to orbit. Cupboard: ~~~ stuff MPED (100/2200 m/s)
  15. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts an Redundantly Named Anti-Redundant Duplication Un-Duplicator and Compression Compressor of Redundantly Named Redundancy (or RNArDUDCCoRNR) Effect: It compresses items into neat little stacks. If there are two of an item, a + icon will appear next to it. Additionally, it suppresses the...
  16. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    I was too lazy to check. Inserts the lovely warm bed Effect: it lulls a sentient being to sleep for 3 turns. Medi-Ko falls asleep. Kupboard: Rotting Milk Mecha Sonic Schwer and Zeppy DENMA Monkey Peanut Butter Cookie Peanut Butter Cookie (Duplicate!) Protector Duplicator...
  17. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    The Duplicator Duplicates the Duplicator, duplicating the Duplicator to duplicate the GOD WHAT IS THIS. Inserts a Backup Disk Effect: Backs up the cupboard and flies off to a place where it cannot be destroyed or in any way prevented from fulfilling its function Yggdrasil Core (1 turn)...
  18. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Removes the Yggdrasil. The DENMA kicks in. Due to it's effect, and the fact it was placed in the cupboard previously explicity for this purpose, it continues to work perfectly fine. The Core is removed from the cupboard with no ill effects. As a security precaution, the DENMA clones and...
  19. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Adds a peanut butter cookie to the cupboard Effect: Delicious peanut buttery goodness. Cupboard: Lump of lactic acid Mecha Sonic Schwer (Zeppy sitting on top of her head) DENMA Monkey Peanut Butter Cookie
  20. waterlubber

    In the Cupboard!

    Inserts the Deus Ex Non-Explodia-Machina. Effect: It cannot be removed by any means, until it disables itself. (see next part.) It cannot be disabled, damaged, broken, removed, moved, replaced, teleported, isolated, turned off, suppressed, or in any other way stopping its effect from executing...
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