Inserts spoilers for an upcoming movie.
They explode violently, and every turn a user will either leave the cupboard, or destroy another item.
This effect cannot be negated on existing items, which will be marked with an "*" if they have the movie spoiled...
Oh no! Bonzi Buddy finished downloading! Luckily, it runs into a driver issue and lays dormant. The luser is satisfied.
Inserts a dream catcher. This traditional ornament eases nightmares through magic. Or something.
Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_
Inserts the luser. The luser will "download" random items from the internet. Such items will be annoying most of the time, but rarely can wipe the cupboard. She takes three turns to download another item after finishing one, but they'll be a forewarning when she starts.
Inserts the Heat Sink into the cupboard. In addition to providing a stylish way to wash dishes, it also converts the Cupboard into a Server Closet. The server closet can have a single Operating System on it at once. Right now, the Closet is running GNU/Linux. In order to change the OS, once must...
The Itchy Sweater latches on to Excadrill. Exca's nullifying effect tries to activate, but it's drill just get's all twisted in ungodly itchiness. All effects have returned to normal, except the sweater is permanently attached to Excadrill.
Inserts the Itchy Sweater. Effect: It grabs on to living things and makes them so itchy their effects are suppressed for a turn. Then, it jumps off after three turns, and splits into two itchy sweaters which attach to other things, and so on. It can only be removed by adding three different...
Inserts a quantum timestream retrodivider. Effect: It splits the timestream, creating BMGf many years ago and starting the never ending fight of LPW. The wrinkled thing condenses to become BMGf itself.
Time Vortex Remnants (Dissapear after 3 turns)
Inserts Isidar Mithrim. Effect: Not much...yet
Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel, Confused)
Saru Blade (Covered Towel)
Protector (Holding Towel)
Medi-Ko (asleep) + (Using towel as blanket)
Double Bed (Toweled)
Hatty Hattington (Holding towel, using as handkerchief)
Sunny Milk (Towel)
Inserts the Towelnator 9000
Effect: Spews out massive amounts of towels and, every other turn, one H2G2 related item. Users may tell items they placed in the cupboard to drop their towels on the floor.
Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel)
Saru Blade (Holding Towel)
Inserts an Redundantly Named Anti-Redundant Duplication Un-Duplicator and Compression Compressor of Redundantly Named Redundancy (or RNArDUDCCoRNR)
Effect: It compresses items into neat little stacks. If there are two of an item, a + icon will appear next to it. Additionally, it suppresses the...
I was too lazy to check.
Inserts the lovely warm bed
Effect: it lulls a sentient being to sleep for 3 turns.
Medi-Ko falls asleep.
Schwer and Zeppy
Peanut Butter Cookie
Peanut Butter Cookie (Duplicate!)
The Duplicator Duplicates the Duplicator, duplicating the Duplicator to duplicate the GOD WHAT IS THIS.
Inserts a Backup Disk
Effect: Backs up the cupboard and flies off to a place where it cannot be destroyed or in any way prevented from fulfilling its function
Yggdrasil Core (1 turn)...
Removes the Yggdrasil.
The DENMA kicks in. Due to it's effect, and the fact it was placed in the cupboard previously explicity for this purpose, it continues to work perfectly fine. The Core is removed from the cupboard with no ill effects. As a security precaution, the DENMA clones and...
Adds a peanut butter cookie to the cupboard
Effect: Delicious peanut buttery goodness.
Lump of lactic acid
Schwer (Zeppy sitting on top of her head)
Peanut Butter Cookie
Inserts the Deus Ex Non-Explodia-Machina.
Effect: It cannot be removed by any means, until it disables itself. (see next part.) It cannot be disabled, damaged, broken, removed, moved, replaced, teleported, isolated, turned off, suppressed, or in any other way stopping its effect from executing...